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How do make a dog meeeyoow? Put it in the freezer for a day and then run it across a bandsaw - meeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaawww

Romooreio He maybe shite but at least he's our shite

I heard it was more about spreading arses! 126656[/snapback]

What sight c-ing?

Sounds good Don't be putting any Australian shirts on him mind Toplass - I'm going to have to venture into town tomorrow anyway (work have kindly given me the day off before my hols) so I'll pick him up. Thanks for offering though 126669[/snapback] I've got just the shirt. Or if you don't like that we can turn him into a political activist with this one.

I'd be interested to know if Roeder actually wants the job and all its pressure. Dr Gloom probably said it best in his analysis of the game against the smog.

Personally I'd take both, a six pack of viagra and a quarter weight of lube!

Radiohead - pablo honey doves - the last broadcast

aye, he should be a Travelling Toon Ted, not a wussy looking pussy. I'll pick one up in the club store tomorrow if ya like Cath, PM me your address and ill pop him in the post so he can go on his hols with ya. 126497[/snapback] Gay looking kittens?! Why I oughta Okies Linz - thank you. I still think this should be stickied so we can find it easily when we've travelled like... 126500[/snapback] If you leave Toon Ted with me Cath he can come to the world cup with us. From there if we make the interbob I can hand him off then or maybe one of our resident Jormans can cross paths with us in June.

Royalties TBsofuckingF

Oh and Breaker Morant

Devil in Miss Jones

Darn straight brother! Mind you I've got a TST to Korea's matches so I'm alright.

hang on - thats 1700gb's well - thats me well and truly blown oot the watter 125321[/snapback] Don't worry Lazarus, it's not the size that matters it's what you do with it.

I wonder what the Marco Polo will offer back on that?

So you're doing a portuguese version as well just so your mater piece has a shelf life of longer than the 21st of June?

An I sparticus compile. The things people could do with drum machines in the early 90s!

Dutch idea that one, they've been selling them for months now. And of course they're orange!

Sorry, was meant to say would play in it. 124997[/snapback] Nut!

Two little boys had two little toys but Gemmill forgot and left his at hoooooooome! I think you've got something there young Scot.

Got to be better than what's happening here. One of our networks is running a series asking punters to write and submit a song for the socceroos and the shit that has been submitted would be a disgrace to a country and western competition held in deepest darkest bum-fuck Idiho! All that has been missing is a grindcore anthem in German. Suppose it justifies them selecting the female soloist with the largest breasts winning.

Don't know about that - remember how we rested (P)Jenis, Dyer, Shay and a couple of others after the last world cup? And I think we were playing CL qualifiers, were we not?

If we make the interbob and Owen goes to the WC and he chooses to stay for at least another season, I bet he doesn't play.

Got a laptop with 100, a cpu with 40, a new AVID system with a 200hdd and 2gig of ram with a 1.5tb external drive.

He's in the papers today waffling about how Alan Shearer can have any job he wants at the club from turnstile operator to Chairman. Go on Alan, tell him you want the Chairmans job and watch his fat face drop 123427[/snapback] He should wind Shepherd up by requesting a different job every week. FS: Hi Alan. AS: Hi Freddy. FS: Why the long face Alan? AS: Oh I dunno......things just aren't working out for me as a steward. When I left the box office to do this I thought it sounded perfect, but.....I dunno. I'm just not happy. FS: Alan, I've always said you can have any job you want. You name it, it's yours. AS: REALLY!?!? I want to sell the pies! But only if I can keep my steward's walkie talkie? 123445[/snapback] Glad to see this thread is finally making some sense. 123451[/snapback] Wouldn't he really want to be bouncer at Shearer's, especially when Blackburn are in town?