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See if you had only texted her a pic of your tool then all would of been ok smoothy.

And he's got a Prince Albert. 119557[/snapback] DotBum get your piercings right! He has an ampallang not a Prince Albert. Just so you know the difference: Do you need photos? Or can smoothy just send you his?

100% ! 119515[/snapback] So would I but you realise it would mean an influx of Australian players? Look at PSV after he managed South Korea. Since taking on the Australian job he has signed two Australian player (at less than market value fees). Whichever club he goes to during or after the Russia job, you just know they are going to tap into the undiscovered land of Russian players.

Go get him Hercule Pudirot

Allegedly for the Australian job, he was on about a million australian pesos and with another million bonus for qualifying. Now they are in the finals he was given three million as preparation funds and is being paid a similar base wage as before with HUGE bonuses the further they get. Plus I hear they are willing to give him Tasmania if he gets them to the final (worth about 4 pound 50).

Saw the highlights of that game last night and was well gutted. Two of the three players that scored were ours and left the club for what, a total of 4.5m pounds? Now they were both, Bellamy and Lua Lua, a right pain in the arse but in general any outstanding player is always going to be a problem, their ego is what drives them, so of course they will act like wankers. And look what we are left with Luque, Shearer and Ameobi - two that generally don't look like they give a fuck and one whose walking frame keeps getting in the way.

Two pints of lager and packet of crisps please?

Bet you a tenner I don't Gemmill. Oh and Alex, fuck off you dirty cock smoking 'ho of a bitch

Oi, don't you piss on the Romoreeio - he's 'stralian and only us 'stralians are allowed to piss on our own kind, otherwise where do you think we will get all that fosters to sell to you Inglish types! Romoreeio, romoreeio, our hero for tomorrowio. (Can't wait for da wurld cup like!) 116764[/snapback] I am Irish. Therefore, you are a racist. Possibly. You lose. 117221[/snapback] How do I lose? Romoreeio is off to the world cup finals this summer and Ireland is going where? (By the way I'd be a nationist as opposed to a racist! Race and country are two different things you silly Irish git )

Further research reveals: Not all is as it seems - a bit like smoothy's 'ho!

menage a trois? Maybe smoothy can start a fund for the sting operation using a similar tactic.

Josh doesn't love you anymore and he said he is now going to shave his heed bald!

Maybe when smoothy is finished with his teenager whore he can go batter them

Oi, don't you piss on the Romoreeio - he's 'stralian and only us 'stralians are allowed to piss on our own kind, otherwise where do you think we will get all that fosters to sell to you Inglish types! Romoreeio, romoreeio, our hero for tomorrowio. (Can't wait for da wurld cup like!)

any good? 115875[/snapback] What David Kelly said. A return to their noise after the mellower sounds of Happy music for Happy People. No-one answered my question about Giant Drag! Did anyone see them at the academy?

We'll take £27m + Traore, our money back on Owen plus £10m for taking Traore off your hands, "He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't control his feet!". 116757[/snapback] but you'll take traore? that's the main thing 116758[/snapback] Give us another 5m and we'll take Cisse as well just so we have a matching pair of useless french national team players.

Go the fuck off big easter egg just so when you give it to them you can call across the street in front of your neighbours, "so [insert name here] how did you like your fuck off egg?"

Doesn't Delia know latex is only designed for wearing everywhere but the hands

Mogwai's latest - the beast

The worst thing about the current situation is knowing what the English media is like, if he has a bad tournament they are more than likely to tear the shit out of him for not playing enough before the finals. And the possible damage that could do to him next season isn't a good thought.

Just bought Giant drag - hearts and unicorn, based on what I heard in the local cd retailer. The sonic sounds of my bloody valentine mixed with the vocals of sons and daughters with a bit of JMC's acoustic sound. At first listen it has all the right sounds. Edit: I see on their website they played at the Academy on Feb 28, 2006. Anyone go and see them? If so what were they like?

Depends if I have the image of a middle-aged bloke talking to someone and sticking his tongue out when he's finished. I'll let you decide which is more high school tbh. 115028[/snapback] I'm not middle aged though son, struck a nerve though I see 115030[/snapback] Laughing at your own jokes as well. 115049[/snapback] And I always thought you pair were brothers/cousins/lover/Sybill!

cuckold

Comments like this make my piss boil: From bbc Why the fuck is he not worried that he won't have played any games? I know injuries happen but I get 10 sick days a year, anymore time off sick and it's not paid. Let's hope Michael Owen's scruples are as genuine as he'd like people to believe.