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And the whole team.

That ball from Shelvey, ffs Ritchie's legs went two seasons ago.

There have been a couple of times he's looked off the pace but he's also given a couple of others a bollocking for letting the opposition run without being tracked.

Miggy has finally found his shooting boots.

Lascelles and Ciggy cannot be in the starting 11 come the start of the season.

Call it the Newcastle tax.

Got to love a stunner who keeps posting their nudes to their cloud storage, even though they get hacked time and time again.

How quick has that 30 years gone? And that means that their greatest work ever is now 35 years old, which is about the first time I saw them live.

New Interpol album is decent, even if this music video is a bit on the nose.

Sorry I'm busy.

It's fucking freezing here atm, you try riding to work in the rain when it's 6 degrees!

And it's all over in 30 minutes! Those Germans like things done quick (or is that just efficient?!??)

I'd possibly agree with you but keeping is actually not one place that is lacking in our shoddy national league.

Dan doesn't count, he's only a bairn and that's why he's at Gateshead on loan.

Why is big Joelinton wearing his sister's shorts? Also when we play teams like Gateshead why don't we giving them a goalkeeper so there is at least a shot stopper their equal, poor Gateshead keeper looked like that 13 year old again Owen.

It was this weird arse American comedy from the 1960s set in the 1860s Wild West. About as funny as stubbing your toe but I remember as a kid, it was on afternoon TV along with things like the Brady Bunch and The Beverly Hillbillies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Troop

F Troop, Larry Storch, fuck would have thought he'd been dead for years.

Likes a bacon butty, when cabbage doesn't eat them all.

Should have went last season, he'd be back in the PL if they of had someone who could finish. And so he heads to the land of Cabbage once more?!??

You sick bastard! Plasterer’s radio tbh.

The fucking worst, they will be lucky to get a point. Arnold's tactic of hang out for a draw and win it on penalties won't work in the group stage, useless cunt he is.

When did Charlotte get a hair cut???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vurnon_Anita

Don't care what the rest of you say but there would be so much body fluid from the both of us (especially if she kept that Bruno t-shirt on), we'd fill her boots anarl!