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Aye, that was funny as fuck. Happened more than just that time though, same thing happened before we flew out to Marseille. How ropey was that Plane by the way? Flight back was a bit hairy aswell, what with that big bloke wanting to open the door..

Met him in Tiger Tiger once, shook his hand. He may aswell have picked me up by the waist and shook me. Dinner plate hands.

I got done by a temporary camera earlier this year, on a moped for doing 38 in a 30. I swear to God mind, the road is on a slight downhill, and it was really fucking windy that day aswell. I had also just turned a corner after sitting at some traffic lights, so I needed to get my speed up a bit, just to avoid getting blown off! I was free rolling down the hill aswell when I went past the camera, I wasnt throttling it at all. Anyway, it took them about a week, and I got a letter telling me. I had to admit to it being me, then I got another letter 2 weeks later, saying I got a £60 fine and 3 points on my provisional. If I put a foot wrong in my first year of driving a car I'm fucked. Personally I thought it was a bit harsh, considering I hadn't exactly put anyone in danger. Laws the law though I'm afraid.

Les haricots sur le pain grillé avec le fromage.

Rest assured, when I find it my first move will be to this thread. Nice one.

I had hoped the ressurection of this thread may have included a link to that Naiomi's dorty vid. You bastards.

Of course it was full of London based mags, it was the middle of the fucking week! It's like that quite a bit when we play midweek in the south. I didn't think it was that bad. It might look flatpack from the outside but on the inside it was fairly impressive I thought. I was right on the divide in the corner and we stood all game, unhassled. To be honest like, you can't really judge an away game til you've done it more than once, as each visit differs.

Don't forget your shaved cobblers, Luke. Trimmed man, trimmed.

Moisturiser on me face, if I didn't I'd look like a mutated prune. Gel or wax on me hair.

A boy asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between a pussy and a twat?" His father replies "Follow me" and takes him into his bedroom to his wife asleep in bed. The father pulls up the covers and points between his wife's legs and says "That's a pussy". The boy replies "Can I touch it?" The father says "God no!, you'll wake the twat". Replace 'twat' with the c word. Fucking filter!

Him and Ken Bates should both be arrested for trying to imitate Papa Smurf, like!

Aye mate, his interviewers gave him thier feedback on them all, before he got to see them to make his decision. They all said stuff along the lines of ' she's good, but, why would someone on 90k go through this for a similar wage, sounds like she wants to use you as a stepping stone and it's all a publicity stunt.' I think he called her bluff by offering her a place just to see her face. It worked!

She only did it because her plan was exposed, I reckon. Did you see her face? She underestimated Alan and his team tbh, I don't think she was expecting them to suss her out. When she was going on about 'not wanting to step on anyones toes' aswell, of course she fucking did, she was just screwed because she'd been found out. I didnt realsie she was already on £90,000 either

FYP That's actually how I read it the first time.

Editors at the Barrowlands in Glasgae, on Friday night. Was fucking superb.

You can do it using text applications from a PC. Very handy for companies sending out multiple texts. I can do it from work, caused fucking riots in the past. Find out what your mate has his lasses number saved as in his phone book, send him a dorty text, and Roberts yer Fatha's brother..Hell on! EDIT: The recipient can't reply mind, so they suss it out eventually. Also, the mate in question was with us at the time, we just wanted to see what his face did when his 'lass' suggested what we made her suggest.

GregNUFC accomodation regrets to inform you that this trip has now been cancelled, due to some unforseen testicle problems.

Me and one of the lads paid him a surprise visit earlier, he's fine. Surrounded by nurses, kitkats & lucozade!

Ahaaaa, that explains why you didn't answer your phone! Keep on mate, and get well soon.

I'll have the russians. All of them. I'm greedy.

Enjoy it mate, it'll be quality.