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But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well

As a cyclist and not a car driver, i prefer women drivers. They actually have some regard for my safety. They will not deliberately run into me or coem far too close or drive at me in an intimidating manner just to prove a point. I think women drivers put more emphasis on the preservation of another human being's flesh and blood than trying to gain 10 yards in a traffic queue. Nothing compares to cab drivers though, i believe they stay seated and hidden form ther waist down so that we can't see their goat's hoofs where your feet should be. Spawn of the Dark Lord tbh.

But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle

That's the difference Kenny couldn't recognise a player, hence he bought Maric! Keegan could but his tactical ineptness meant he didn't know how to use a player of this limitless ability. (Tino not Maric obviously) 43314[/snapback] Funny I always thought Maric was signed by Gullit while Solano was spotted by Dalglish ...who also signed the likes of Guivarse, Andersson and Paul Dalglish... 43372[/snapback] As well as Given, Dabizas, Speed & Hamann. 43406[/snapback] Des Hamilton?? 43440[/snapback] DISCO DES 43973[/snapback] And Carl Serrant, legend.

I feel really close to all of you

My sister is taking this very badly. She has actually started including him in her prayers, nevermind the Kashmiri earthquake like.....

Wes Brown isn't black, he's orange. 44978[/snapback] From now on i shall refer to him as 'Wes Orange.'

Er, hello...David James. 44384[/snapback] Er............i'll keep looking but thanks for your humorous suggestion. 44390[/snapback] I'd also have Ron Atkinson as the manager rather than Carlton Palmer 44391[/snapback] Aahhhhhh, Big Ron. Legend. FACT.

Er, hello...David James. 44384[/snapback] Er............i'll keep looking but thanks for your humorous suggestion.

I think Rio & Terry are top, Cole is very, very good. Gerrard is a great talent but not always on display, Lamps is too slow for me, Beckham good but not world class imo, Rooney is a bit special, Owen's a good finisher. Dunno why they just don't try someone like Gareth Barry on the left, i'd even ask Robbie Fowler! Say to him, i know your a forward but you've got a good left foot and stuck for anyone else and this is your only chance of getting a game, fancy it? Either of them must be worth a try rather trying to squeeze Beck, Stevie and Frank into a formation that doesn't work. My 1st choice 11 would be: Wes Brown..........Rio............Sol...............Cole SWP................Jenas............King,L..............Dyer .......................Defoe............Heskey............. with some as yet unheard of black genius goalkeeper. Subs: Bramble Vassell Bent, D. Jlloyd Samuel as yet, unfound back-up goalie of good caribbean ancestry. Carlton Palmer as manager. Purely my unbiased opinion of England's best chance at silverware

Can you help me get over my maybe ex-girlfriend?

What a bitch! You have three roads to go down here: 1. Get shot now and do your best to get her out of your head. Speaking from personal experience I've found a decent collection of porn and a warm sheepskin mitten can help this tortureous period, if you haven't got that then a week on the drink usually helps. 2. If you know who this other bloke is get around his house sharpish with a replica automatic pistol, whip him around the head a couple of times and tell him to keep the fuck away from your bird or the next time you have to come around he'll be spending the following 6 months in hospital having his knee caps pieced back together with superglue. Remind him at this point if he sings like a canary to her about any of this business he'll get the same treatment. 3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). Then tell her to get the fuck out your house and never come back. The following day show all your friends your little keepsake and tell them and anyone that wants to listen how much of a slag she is and you had to get shot of her because she was getting a little freaky, wanting to do weird things. This will soon filter back to your competitor and he'll want nothing to do with her, leaving the slimy cow up shit creek with the extra burden of a bad reputation to carry around with her for god knows how long. Hope this helps P.S Prepare yourself for a custodial sentence if you follow suggestions 1 & 2. 43974[/snapback] Just like to say thanks foe the support, the above definitely helped me laugh this morning. No news yet for me though but you lot know how to make someone laugh.

I really think this would a good time to take that option, just for the few hours not thinking about it, but i don't drink. Is there any hope? Maybe some of you could share your tales of forlorn love, and if any seem worse than mine at least i can gloat

Just been listening to 'Come Back Baby' by Snooks Eaglin. That really is how i feel right now. Been hung to dry by a girl i reeeeeeaaaalllllyyy love, damn but it hurts. Even though i know i'm not being treated properly, i don't even have the pride left to be angry, just mournful. Even breathing is difficult! Never spent so much time looking at my feet She's deciding on who she wants to be with, me or some other guy. My head knows this is exactly the kind of situation where no good can come of it but my heart won't let me let go of it. I know the passage of time can ease the keeness of the pain i feel right now, but time passes sooooo slow......... My mum says heartache doesn't get any easier as you get older, maybe worse. Jesus, where's the mercy when you need it most?

I thought Titus wouldn't have travelled to Portsmouth so he's still be in Newcastle wouldn't he? And as the players have to turn up the day after a match i can't imagine any of them being in London on Sunday morning unless they are reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllly stupid. Maybe he's an easy target for speculation.

Truly ugly incident. It's strange behaviour though on behalf of the perpetrators. I wonder if they deliberately targeted these 3 individuals for some reason. Should have made some headlines though, at least locally unless the police are asking for it to be kept quiet for some reason, maybe fearing a backlash against the asian community (is there one?).

I would have thought John Hall only bought the club and was the gurantor to the debts because he had a view to making it a PLC and making some big money. I wonder that if he was told he couldn't float the club then maybe he wouldn't have got involved in the first place and then maybe Keegan's revival would never have happened. John Hall is/was a businessman after all, not a charity. So i wonder that to say the club should never have gone the PLC route might mean none of the renaissance enjoyed would still be pipe dreams.

Great player to watch. Should have been used rotationally, player can't be blamed for being picked! Shame he had Dalgleish for a manager for most of his time here.

If they wanted about £8 mil off Spurs for Cisse then the only deal that would make financial sense would be Cisse + £9 mil in exchange for Owen. Maybe SJP would go for that if they thought they could get Nihat on a free and Owen privately said he wanted to leave. When we play as badly as we do, it's hard to imagine Owen staying here for long unfortunately.

Johnny Cash - Live at Fulsome Prison

Saw 'Dead Men's Shoes' the other day. Brilliant revenge thriller. Looks like it cost about £10.00 to make, everything's carried by the dialogue, plot and acting. Mucho moody.

Funnily enough i did wonder if he'd ever have a club vs country moment with us, i think he came here to improve his England chances so i guess he'd pick the option to stay fit for England rather than risk it playing for us. Would be interesting if it was a really important game for NUFC though. It's all so hypothetical though that it would be difficult to make a decent discussion out of it.

But bear in mind that citeh are a far better team than Blackburn, and we are presently probably worse at home than away for some reason. Maybe the win last week will kick start us, but I saw nothing from the performance to suggest it. 37977[/snapback] Yep, Citeh are going to be a lot harder to beat. Nothing else we can do. Playing Shola RW is stupid tbh. 38079[/snapback] Is playing Shola RW like giving a camel a hankercheif?

Congrats

You're a very abstract person, Sima