Gejon

Harper - Krul has played more. Simpson - Missed the first couple of months of the season. Taylor - Barely played. Carroll - Missed about a month then sold. Ameobi - niggling injuries as usual. Ben Arfa - played 3 games. Gosling - Played about 15 minutes. Best - Out for the rest of the season. Vuckic - Rarely fit all season. Again there are probably more and Tiote has missed about 5 games through suspension. I miss top trumps

Are you're injuries any worse than ours? Also you say you don't miss Bent, you haven't exactly been prolific without him have you?

Will Barton even be allowed in?

Seriously though, how awesome? Always wanted a pair but to be honest I am a bit drunk so this purchase may not seem so sensible in the morning!

Nah all good, keeping my head down and trying not to play the cunt

Hi Chez, how's things?

Ding, dong, ding, dong

Maybe not..

Tbh when he posted this on N-O I thought it was an interesting thread but if he only posted it to say "I am part of number 3" then he is a MASSIVE bellend

If memory serves me correctly it's a bullet proof fish tank (not taking the piss ) so I think it should be safe.

Innit.

See.

Ireland I think.

Bit young.

That's what I say to the lass.

Mmm...

I don't know what you would be worried about but I will leave it there

Hit a nerve tonight I am always starting threads like this though so you have me there.

I have a PS2 ffs! (ie I am not exactly a "gamer"). Ask one of your kids what a PS2 is or google it

Show me 1 post where this is evident? When you inevitably can't, I want you to apologise like a man Show me 1 post where this is evident? When you inevitably can't, I want you to apologise like a man don't be stupid. You're an idiot. A pc correct, brainwashed, loonie leftie, namby pamby, idiot. Why do you defend these arseholes ? They are primitive savages. Same old, same old. Why not try answering a question for once? I'm 28 by the way, thanks for asking.

Yep.

Well played Sir

It's been in the papers, not read the actual article but from what others have commented the injuries are being vastly over egged by the media (shock).

Got his lip tattooed after we lost.

Bigger heels?