Gejon

Plenty of time to sort that out after the festivities, enjoy yourself now and eat all those things you wouldn't dream off from 01 January 2011

Good man, it's christmas ffs!

A dog, it wasn't a present but it was still brilliant

Tbf it isn't just Leazes.

Would have been better if it was Jonas in the costume.

Would have been better if it was Jonas in the costume.

"On loan in January" sounds a little different to days gone by, also he wouldn't get near penalties

The greetings are now open to all.

Like Owen Hargreaves coming in at second best defensive midfielder in the league, he would be if... The results are only going to inflate egos and reaffirm that certain behaviour is acceptable, quite sad really but there we go.

Taiwo unrealistic/shit? Maybe unrealistic to sit on the bench. What about Ziegler? We could do with cover down the left side.

he wouldn't though. thats what a lot of people like about him. its sad really, because he's widely respected and with martin Jol would have made for a really good coach with Jol as manager. as it is we've got Pardew and massive uncertainty. I know, that's my feint excuse. If you cared about me Hughton you would make it a lot easier for us to hate you, you nice fucker!

and our other options? Barring Carroll and potentially Ranger Carew would is a hell of a lot better than what we have.

There are limits tbf, that scouse tosser on here offends me with his "comedy".

Kevin, you were left off the poll to make it interesting. Just think about that for a while... The "her" thing wasn't the only bit of poor English you managed to successfully fit into one sentence either.

Sigh. You two need to have sex and get it over with. Anyway, to take it off topic for a second... Hughton deserved so much better and it's painful to watch stuff like that where he is still soo dignified. I wish he (rightfully) turned into a bitter wanker and slagged everyone off so I could feel better about the whole situation.

Wouldn't even tell them at that age, just wait until the day. If they questioned it I would just tell them we are Jehovah's so unlucky.

Not in now until 04/01/2011

Exactly, some people are just too thick to understand the context. As soon as the words left his mouth they were probably logging on to hotmail.

building it up tbh, when I met him instead of "Alreet" or whatever I think the first thing he said to me was something about being off Newcastle-Online. I was waiting for the pub to erupt into a Western style punch up between the N-O and Toontastic "posse".

Bad craic apparently.

Decent signing imo, as others have said he is better than the other options (although I would be tempted to throw Ranger in and let him develop).

More than likely finished.

Merry Xmas Kitmag, the rest of you will have to wait a few hours.

One typo compared to what you managed in that one sentence