Gejon

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yes ive had a few babyshams im not going out with anyone, i may shag a cockney im just contemplating the sick id get if i did if ya cant be arsd to go to ged tehn stay up if ya stay up u can listen to ya cd# and im feeling marvelous 1) just realised them things wernt aout me, but, my tea looks lush even though the lasses had a brawl i love them not quite as much as liam obirean goal against the mckems but n par with that they are fab lasses evern if they are bitchin with each other, ya know its really no wonder that lads stay singe an d just shag about tbh if iwas a lad id just saty dingle tell ya waht shal a just sing ya a sone? nah ill just go n eat me tea what were we talkin a out agin ya know im not that pisseed the neethow do I know ? ah fuckit i still done feel nice in this top im gona go n eat me t now xxxxxxxxx Legend Nothing wrong with a cockney, well proper ones are bad but those mistaken for them are quality in my experience

Toplass is pissed She is more pissed than me I thought she was going out with some cockney Im bored but cant be arsed to go to bed I have a new CD

The first two words in the headline kind of give it away thats its bollocks anyway!

I honestly can't wait for the leazes excuses! Although it will no doubt not be reported and he will claim again that this smoke has no fire or it was everyone elses fault and they wound poor ickle cwaigy up!

All a bit dodgy imo! Ferdinand seems a bit Bramble-esque, Reo-Coker is at the moment just a one season wonder and Ashton seems very injury prone! Would rather try for Ben Haim/Distin and Sidwell on a free and a quality striker or even Viduka (again free). No doubt Ashton would cost more than it would be worth risking!

All Souness or Riise's fault tbh [/leazesmag]

Qualtiy, he is a boring prick isnt he!

Genius People complain about "biting" in these threads but i love having a bite tbh!

Audrey lose?

Yet still very beautiful I would take that as a compliment except you've already admitted you are very drunk. I said it last weekend aswell, oh wait

Yet still very beautiful

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had! Is it that cheap!? weren't they double measures too? Yes! That's 4 double vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! I'm such a cheap date..... Afternoon im Jon, 24 years old, male and from Hitchin. How are you? Why do I feel like I've met you before somewhere.... Because once you have met me its hard to forget (probably for a bad reason but at least you cant )

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? the fact tht youasnmn aren'tmr typying lke this do;es ki;snd of ru;in i't for mbe tbqh

That's 4 vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! You've been had! Is it that cheap!? weren't they double measures too? Yes! That's 4 double vodka and diet cokes in the Trent! I'm such a cheap date..... Afternoon im Jon, 24 years old, male and from Hitchin. How are you?

yes but im quite drunk so try to ignore me as much as you can

Hello cat

You could probably buy streets (and im not kidding) in some parts for that down his way

Fucking tease!

Got the hump when the thieving scouser got abuse when asking if he could get away with living the stereotype

I revel in these stories because of those that paint him as the perfect angel that was bullied out by the big meany! Souness was a c-word no doubt but the lengths some will go to paint Bellamy as completely innocent makes me sick!

Was a good post although a scouser with aids would be too much to take! Too much sympathy going on already so if there was something really to be sorry about!

Nice lads those, at least they fit in I suppose

Flats round my way start at £250k, so go fuck yourself

Night beautiful, go and get yourself a scouse laptop