Gejon

Bastard. 1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow. 2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (). 3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image. 4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do. 5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. Justice for 1-3 tbh

and his original comments that he wouldn't know such words then shortly after saying about the "negro" comments are ok in his country, some backtracking and naivety there.

Its hard to find him innocent until guilty given the comments he has made!

For £500 you could probably buy some real friends!

This isn't really "other drivers" but slow drivers piss me off when you are trying to cross a road. They arent going slow enough for you to risk it but they go slow enough so the group of cars a lot further away has the chance to make up the space so you have to wait even longer to get across! Honestly this women must have been doing 20mph the other day on a long, straight, clear bit of road! People like that should not be allowed to drive! She actually looked really scared as she drove past

Jenas 7, next Viera

Good that everybody on here has his own agenda regarding certain players. We should split them equally. Dan has Martins, MattM4 has Ameobi, I have Emre, Baggio has Duff, so there are still plenty left... tbh mate, i don't have an agenda with martins. i want him to do well. i'm just not sure he's worth the money we spent on him. i hope he proves me wrong. i'm willing him to do well. You seem to think that for £10m you get a 21 year old who has never played in this league but will play well every game. How often does that really happen?

23. Ameobi

Do you ever post comments about him when he's had a good game? It seems you can't wait to criticise the lad and pick holes in his game. yes. i think that on his day he can be a great player, but he's frustrating to watch and there are areas of his game where he has lots of room for improvement. is he worth £10m? i'm not sure. you'd have to say yes when you compare him to luque and there are signs that he can be a quality player for us but i think he's going to follow in the line of newcastle forwards like ginola, robert and bellamy that can be brilliant one week, then disappointing the next. Don't agree with that at all. Ginola and Robert only blew hot and cold because of their poor attitudes. Bellamy wasn't anything like brilliant/rubbish. He always gave his best and very often made a difference. You always knew he would be a threat. Martins is more in the Bellamy camp but is currently inconsistent because he's young and adapting to a new league. Comparisons with Ginola and Robert are bewildering. not saying it's a lack of effort on martins part - you can't fault his workrate - but, like robert and bellamy, he can destroy a team one match then frustrate the next. good player on his day but frustrating. a £10m player should do it every week, or more often than not. so far, i'd give martins a 6 or a 7 out of ten, which is pretty good when you consdier his alleged age, the fact that it's his first season at a new club and country and some of the shite service he's had to deal with this season. How often does £10m buy you a 21 year old that does it every game?

She is a bit special like!

Going with your lass? Then DRIVING back in time for hockey, apparently

Forgot to mention the free sex aswell

You can stay at mine for £100 a night.

Not really, I bet Brum have more premiership quality players in the sides that played us than some premiership sides tbh. This team tonight I would be suprised if they have players Championship quality. Still expect a struggle.

You can leave Cat alone, tbh!

Sex is shit with a condom so the last thing I would want to do is wank with one on! My mate used to (probably still does infact) put a bit of ice cream down the end of the condom then put it on and have a posh wank

This SLP "will return" thing seems a bit silly tbh Its an internet forum, he is obviously using another forum so why is he scheduling a "return" ffs!

I don't believe you

Every other student must be rock hard then, eh? Students are probably soooooooo wasted when they get them done it doesnt hurt!

I have 2 because im nails, tbh.

Welcome, always liked Nakamura seems to have a bit of magic in him.

When I worked at an Ice Rink (can sense Brock firming up as he reads this already ) we used to play British Bulldog on the ice, was quality!

If* they go down, they might not have much choice I suppose. They'd want the majority of it though, you're right and that's too much still. *That's a massive 'if' anyway as I think the bottom 3 look dead and buried. They are quite well off though.

I'm not pointing this out to be a prick or a pedant, but I had to read that four times before I figured out what you were saying. edit: And I agree with you I gave up trying to work that out quicker than i did the original article!

I invade the other teams if im feeling frisky