Gejon

You butter bread worse than my lass, she just normally doesn't go to the corners. You've missed almost half a slice despite putting enough on for 6 slices. Do you put it on with a spoon?

Was a good player tbh, just not suited to how we played him because of Shearer's injury.

Wishtory

Not even close to funny for me but I can see why

They had a joint flag with Villa after we got relegated there. Sort of fell out with each other over Bent

We are 9 points off top, 750/1. Not bad...

Probably won it on Bullseye.

Norwich is a horrendous place tbh. The people are awful in my experience. Bunch of knuckle dragging morons. Can't see why it would appeal to the mackems...

Ill and pulled my groin/thigh when coughing

Hopefully he realises he has the whole game to make his mark. Still annoys me that Pardew got him playing perfectly well then decided to change him for no reason.

Was going to make a really witty Star Wars gag there, then realised I know nothing about Star Wars and aren't remotely witty. It would have been class though.

HBA starts.

It gets worse the older they get, trust me.

He did say foul tbf, is it cheating to go down if you have been fouled?

I imagine CT's life to be a slightly less murderous version of Memento, wakes up every day, logs on to his laptop "Oh yeah broke that, ah right yeah ate that, of course did that"

Obviously we can't just ignore their strengths but we should be making them worry about us rather than trying to stop their antics.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hatem-ben-arfa-unleashed-against-6445990 Hatem Ben Arfa is set to be unleashed on Stoke City today. The talented playmaker has been forced to be patient over recent months with his role reduced to a substitute. The suspension of Cheick Tiote today has freed up a place in a winning side, and it is one Alan Pardew is considering filling with Ben Arfa. Pardew said: “Hatem has a chance. “I want a team that I think is going to beat Stoke and I will pick a team that I think will do that. “But I have also got Papiss Cisse in the background and Sammy Ameobi is doing very, very well at the moment, so I have choices and I will just make the choice that I think is right to win the game.” Pardew believes today will be a special one at St James’ Park He said: ““We are looking forward to a really happy day, hopefully, on Boxing Day. “We are in a great position, we are going to have 50,000 there and we want to make sure we entertain them with a win.”

Been signed up to that forum for 7 years, doesn't take much for someone to be outed as a "mag kernt!". There was that mackem who did similar on here wasn't there though? Over 1000 posts pretending to be a Newcastle fan iirc

I really don't know what the fuck is going on there. XMAS day though

Why not? All he has to do is google it... Ah right, yeah.

"and finally, to win the game we have a question on.. well this is a little odd but anyway, we have a question on baked beans"

Had a good innings tbf, second time around anyway.

Yep. I don't think Carr could even spend that much tbh, we'd have about 30 new players

We are 5 points behind Man City, 4 behind Chelsea. Stick one competent goal scorer in for the game time Shola has accumulated and do you honestly think we wouldn't have been a few points better off?