Lazarus

After death all the bodily fluids settle wherever they are (and sometimes seep out) The first time I was looking after a patient who dies I was a student and it was an old lady. We were washing her and putting a clean nighty on so her relatives could come and see her, and as I rolled her towards me to change the sheet underneath her, I just heard this awful gurgling sound and a load of bile came straight up and all down my white dress and shoes. Ack. Sounds lovely. i know deed people can burp, fart and moan but i'd bever heard of vomiting. Learn something new everyday on toontastic

that is ferkin ridiculous could getafive bedroom with two and a halfacres up here !!!!! Not in waaaaallsend it couldnt. thers a hoose by the green for 575k semi-de-fecking- tatched anarl

Yeah, that's exactly what we do. Sometimes for 16 hours a day if we're very lucky. And to think you have the cheek to moan on about crap pay, when you're feet up playing GoldMiner and Mahjong all night. I dunno, bloody NHS - what's it all coming to eh? Hey, I've had 3 busy nights out of 4 this week! 3 babies delivered safely, 2 burst stomach ulcers repaired, and a wrist pinned back together on a bloke who fell over pissed. I'm an angel Nah, I'm making up for the last 10 years of 16-hour days, being shit on (literally) and having dead people throw up down my uniform. I'm due a bit of respite How does a dead person vomit? and more importantly, what are you doing to a dead body to make it vomit???

Is wacky becoming some trisha watching househusband?

Signing cole would be a huge mistake

1 win in his last 14 games tbh.

this thread is a reet load of carp.

aw thats miserable. Hope your op goes ok. I felt like I barely needed an anaesthetic as I was about to pass out from the hunger. Everything went ok, cheers. Hows your new minge ?

Bet it was a nice eggy fart anarl.......

keep your xp disc handy jimbo ive also heard that vista will deliberately bugger any audio or video it doesnt like.

Takes some doing that!!! Only a woman

So the poliss were letting people take the stuff as long as they filled in a form?

apart from the Samsungs add edge enhancement to everything. If youre bothered about picture quality then it'll piss you off no end Edge enhancement is encoded within the film transfer not part of a dvd players software. http://www.videophile.info/Guide_EE/Page_01.htm

As long as he doesnt do that robot dance - hes alright by me.

Exactly - there was a container full of bmw gearboxes washed up as well. they were carted off anarl.

Probably something to do with the amount of slack arses that use them, never seen so many steers and queers in one place tbf Or it might be the fact the bogs are in an internally facing room with no windows or ventilation.

A lot of people have said this to me but not knowing about this sort of thing has always put me off getting a separate amp etc etc. Also although I want 5.1, good sound etc etc Im not sure that spending loads on a quality separate amp and speaker set up is necessary as I dont want a system thats too good for my needs if you see what I mean. Separates are the only way to go. Doesnt have to be expensive either - though it will when you get the upgrade bug. Ive recently upgraded my speakers from monitor audio studio 20se's to a pair of celestion a3's. Am now looking for a better pre amp.

Theres a Gooch, loose aboot this hoose

the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?" And they reply "Course not, it's one of Bobby's posts"?

Hes got a pair of tits! He has

He's a decent enough player - well regarded in the US and A. Already plays in europe and is now ready for the next step in his career. i just hope hes a natural leader and can boss/bollock/praise our defenders as appropriate.