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I hope not.

If Sulzeer had any pace at all I'd take him but he is far too slow these days. Well past his sell by date and just because he's opted to move to the north east isn't a reason to be interested in him.

Tend to agree with Kevin on this. I'd readily support a referendum on the return of the death penalty. Some cunts just don't deserve to continue breathing. As there is only so much money to go around, I'd rather spend it on something useful like healthcare than three squares, pool tables, sky, the gym and all the other mod cons available to lags these days.

Fat Pat was much further passed his sell-by date when we signed him than Henry is now, IMO.

Very true. And Henry wants to be the centre of attention which he will be for a short time in New York. It really just boils down to money though. Even if a premier league club could offer the salary, the endorsements he gets will be massive. Picture up in Times Square, new Marlboro Man perhaps?

When you consider we'll be watching a donkey like ameobi who never had any pace it's difficult to say henry couldn't cut it in the premier league. Not up to his standards in the past but still far better than many premier league players.

Let's not be too honest.

Some honesty at last. Thank God.

Bit of a wankfest this, mind. Everybody being thoroughly lovely is something I find hard to believe.

Good. Let's hope he stays there.

So they've gone from being "great keepers" to two fantastic prospects? Thats more realistic. In a couple of hours as well. Considering you've rarely if ever seen them play at the top level and you want to label them great, I'd say its you thats the knob end.

I see. So because Given had no little or no experience and became a top keeper, you assume that these two will become top keepers because they also have little or no experience. Difficult to fault your logic there.

They are good prospects. Nothing more at this time especially as neither have played at the top level.

Going overboard considering you've seen next to nothing of these players. "Great".....FFS.

Acquisitions panel? Never heard of that before and I'm surprised it doesn't include the manager.

Society is better off with the likes of her alive. Bad outcome IMO.

Society is better off with the likes of him dead. Good outcome IMO.

Burial at sea for me. Just chuck me in off St. Mary's Island.

I must've missed Given signing when I was on me holidays. How much did we pay for him?

You couldn't make this shit up.

China. Now there's a country that I'm sure we'd all like to live in.

Unless Hughton pulls some white rabbits out we'll be relegated. I don't think many quality players are desperate enough to come here and I doubt if hughton has the ability to persuade them to. He's got to be viewed, quite rightly, as a prime candidate for the chop early on. I hope I'm wrong but unless things change or Andy Carroll can emulate Darren Bent then I think we are fucked.

Let's hope he bases his calls on what actually happens during the match and not what he saw on the telly last week.

Or all these fucking "asylum" seekers?

How much did illegal immigrants cost us per head?