TheMoog

Poetry that like, Billy. The more I hear what is going on at your club, the more my heart sinks. The amount of shit that has happened to Newcastle United FC in the last 12 months or so is simply beyond a joke. Sure, relegation raised a few sniggers from non-Geordie fans, as did the unexpected appointment of JFK, but it is now like someone kicking a dog after they have broken its legs and its ribs. If most neutrals came here and read the crap you have had to see go on at your club, I bet the tune would be more sympathetic than "ha ha, sad deluded Geordie cunts." I know that my team will not be missed by the media or other fans as we are seen as a northern Milwall, but to see any other club being shat on repeatedly like this is awful. I'd even feel a bit sorry for Spurs after a while if they had to go through this, and you know I am not a fan of them. Sadly I think you're a rarity bud.

Fuck me, I thought that was a Brazilian slum on a cloudy day!

You owe it to humankind to do it bud

I've decided I like it, in fact I like it a lot. It's different but not ugly, it's grown on me and I'm going to get one. People seem to have gone overboard with the whole hating it thing imo. ... they've also dropped the price of it now as well

It worries me that the more money he loses elsewhere the more he'll try and squeeze out of selling us...

Ahh, that'd do it then

If there's an embargo how come Edgar went to Burnley?

The players are confused and as miffed as we are, the difference being of course that they can walk away from this mess.

The word on the street is that the £100-150m owed to Ashley is still part of the deal, its just that the new owners have two years to pay it. My point is then who would risk, or gamble that newcastle will be promoted at the first or second attempt? The profitable group are in it for profit, in there words " the profitable group exists to increase the wealth of its clients, its employees, and its owners, through strategically selected products that offer exceptional returns along with risk that has been professionally assessed and minimised. Keith Harris also states anyone investing in a premier league club " the club should generate enough money to fund itself, so if you do it correctly you should not have to put money in unless you choose to, and you can generate a return of between 5%-10% in the value of the club every year, over a period of 7-10 years. If the 100-150m owed to ashley is in the takeover price, then 10 years x (10m or 10%)=100m - 150m things just dont add up, if you had your pension invested in the profitable group would you be happy with this investment? Promotion = 20-30% in my eyes, but its all about gambling now, unless its a sheik with unlimited funds, so i think newcastle are stuck with ashley unless he drops the 150m. Congratulations, you appear to have grasped the concept of writing in a better format

You have a problem using caps...

I hate people that don't use correct grammar or punctuation, it makes them appear so fucking retarded.

I'd love it

I went to Suits You, they're partnered with Youngs suit hire. Got five suits, fifth was free.

Dozy old bastard

Just had a heated discussion in my office over the pronunciation of words like 'Grass'. Other than my boss and me they all say 'Grarse', my boss is from Nottingham, I'm from Lincolnshire and the rest of them are from Cambridgeshire or further south. I thought I'd won the debate when they all got flustered because I got them to pronounce some other words, ending up with if their logic was sound they'd say 'Marsturbart'... then one of the snottier tarts started going on about silent letters in words. ... I know you guys would class me as a southerner but seriously, I'm not a patch on the real down south lot.

So much for Keegan's doubters, especially with his games against Arsenal and Man Utd.

It's not looking good for the fella tbh, hopefully his struggles will aid the fight against testicular cancer like Jade Goody's has cervical cancer.

Sounds about right, Ashley's dicking around is what's costing us.

If only they'd communicate a little more like this. Does make you wonder whether his story was broken to try and pries some information from the club? There is that, what bothers me though is that if we'd had these two nailed on bids of £100m like Llambias sid the other week why aren't we sold? What's all the fannying around for? Sadly at present I'm struggling not to feel pure hatred and anger as soon as anything about NUFC is mentioned, either that or complete and utter disillusionment.

I'm so sick and tired of this whole Mike Ashley reign it's insane, I've just about had as much as I can take one way or the other - the way things are going the club will be dead before the start of the new season. All I can picture in my head is that horrible Mike Ashley grin on his stupid, fat face and I feel like stabbing him in the eyes.

I didn't know the borough of North Tyneside had a professional football team... The airports in the city bondaries of Newcastle upon Tyne, you third world mackem cunt. aha you fell for the bait, to be precise the airport is actually in not in the boundary of Newcastle Upon Tyne, but Northumberland. Mong. Our survey says NUR NURRRRRRR A Newcastle Airport‎ Woolsington, Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, NE13 8BZ‎ - 0871 882 1121‎ That doesn't support the fact that you've deluded yourself and several others, thinking we've been banned from the competition when none of the real quotes in the article even suggest. Who cares you're a mickey mouse club, you said the airport was in North Tyneside you were proved wrong so you said Northumberland, again proved wrong, so you ignore the subject all together. I'm not a bigot, but I genuinely mean it when I say mackems are the lowest people in life you can get in this country, you are downtrodden, bitter, jealous people who's only glimpse of the limelight occurs when you're mentioned in the same breath as us. This is great for Sunderland actually having something as a place, a city, an area, having something which for one season is better than your more illustrious, championed, more famous neighbours, namely Premiership status. The daft thing is though even though we're in a lower league, we're still going to get double the focus you receive shown already by our 7 live TV appearances to you 2 by the end of October. Mackems aghahaha - no one cares, no one will ever care, and that's why it hurts so much. Winner

People loves to watch other's misfortune - they're all being entertained by our demise.

Nasty, hope he beats it.