TheMoog

Happy Birthday bud

How much did Ashley have (cash-wise) when he first bought us?

That's all funny as fook

My view exactly, no way would he have done it for anyone other than Scotland.

What he said^^^ Lets face it we never saw him smile like that at Newcastle....... Bet he can't believe his luck........does not deserve it. Will be a flop though...... I don't think he will be a flop tbh, there's several reasons he didn't do anything for us, for starters we weren't his first choice when leaving Madrid. Add that to him not getting the service he needs to score goals and our general rubbishness of our team, he was always going to struggle. At Man Utd he'll get great service, be surrounded by a winning team and have a decent manager to keep him motivated. I don't like the little Welsh shite, I think he should never have signed for us but hindsight's a great thing.

Yeah, we always get my dad that or Lambs Navy Rum for Christmas. Morgan Spice is alright as a mixer, not as nice as Sailor Jerry imo. Morgan Spice Gold on the other hand is really nice, though sadly it's no available over here, apparently they only sell it on the continent and South Africa (I got a bottle from Cyprus).

Net worth of US$7.4 billion according to Forbes, and the third wealthiest man in Southeast Asia. Please ;)

Cost me £16.99 a bottle from Waitrose but my mate said he got his from some off-license chain called Rhythm & Booze for about £14. Other than that some of the online drink sellers do it I think.

I've not laughed so much in my lunch hour for ages, gold indeed

I went to a pirate themed bbq at the weekend at a mate's in Doncaster where he produced a bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum... if you haven't tried it I can heartily recommend it! Awesome stuff, really nice tasting if you like that sort of thing, it's a bit like Morgan Spice Gold, flavoured with vanilla and lime. The only thing is it seems difficult to find, my mate bought his from a local off-license, I bought some yesterday (after a bit of research) from Waitrose as Morrisons and Tescos don't do it sadly. Anyways, the point of the post was if you haven't tried it and like Morgan Spice type rums then get some of this, it's the daddy!

What's not?

From the Times: Not really saying much more than anyone else.

Is about the size of the matter.

Ashley the Spurs fan

Say what you like, things are never dull at this club etc etc it must be hellishly boring supporting anyone else. And don't you know that's exactly why all those fans of other clubs hate it sooo much

That's a revelation...

*Cough* Bullshit *Cough*

... but their web team aren't based in the Emirates

Exactly, it's really not as bad as some other and certainly isn't in the top 10 worst of all time - more proof that the media and other team's fans are obsessed with us.

Had a few more from the guys at work: Latest reports are suggesting that he choked on a small bone... McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger" to commemorate the stars death. 50 year old meat inside 5 year old buns. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson? - Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August. What's the difference between Newcastle United & Michael Jackson? Nothing. They're both black & white and going under

I'm starting to get into that mode now. I hate to be overly cynical and Parkyish but there's a whiff of piss-taking and conspiracy about the whole thing. I expect Hughton to lead us out against West Brom with our second string playing. I remember a time not so long ago when I used to be positive. There's no staying frosty anymore bud, Ashley's killed the spirit of everyone.

It's a damn shame, RIP Blue Star

got to wonder what we're asking for going off ther history with fees ( I know we've no room to talk mind) £12m for Bassong supposedly, not out of the question for a defender of his quality if you ask me.

Apparently the Spuds are in pole to sign Bassong, though they don't want to pay up what we're asking.

It's mainly due to the lot of them being a bunch of cock-knockers.