Billy Whitehurst

Wonderful stuff, keep the rest of us posted so we all don’t have to sully ourselves by going on there.

The suspension on his vespa must be absolutely fucked.

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

Brilliant for Palace that. First ever trophy, you have to be thrilled for them. Nice to see the trophies being spread around a bit too. Would love us to get Guehi, he was quality (Muniz and Eze too).

Shit news that mate, very sorry to hear that.

They’d be better off going for some massive fucker who can get on the end of Thomas Partey’s long throws. Last night was like watching Stoke City.

I don't know if it has been mentioned on here (as I couldn't be arsed trawling through the xG drivel) but Pope did very well on the penalty. Feigned to go to his right just as Eze went to strike the ball which made Eze's mind up to go to Pope's left. Murphy also, what a transformation. That's what investing time into coaching players gets you rather than being a lazy thin skinned, fat bodied, snide who relies on his son to stick up for him on social media. Anyway, I'll let you get back to the xG now, apologies for derailing the thread with an observation about the actual fucking match.

The term for them is Wellends I believe!

Marvellous, we completely overpowered them. That was like a training match, we were miles ahead of them.

I was just thinking the same thing. I really hope Flange doesn’t get fired.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Sarkozy is on trial at the moment too, the French aren’t fucking around.

Another triumph from you. We’re going to need a separate thread for a retrospective of your finest Photoshop works soon.

To be fair, I’d probably watch that.

I already know one handshake so I’ll stick with that one. Fair play though, you’re really hoovering up the content after the cup final win! I assume that you draw the line at Fish’s podcast though?