Smooth Operator

Hemel Hempsted should be twinned with Middlesborough, they've been living under toxic clouds for years now and they aren't on the news taking over valuable soccer coverage! 66948[/snapback] "Proper" football fans would have watched it Saturday night tbh. 66964[/snapback] I did!

Aye you couldn't fault anyone for their effort on Saturday, Faye inparticular, he had a great game yet the likes of the News of The World rated his performance as 5 out of 10? You've got to wonder do the reporters actually watch the games?

66839[/snapback] So he's Ameobi but with goals! Want to trade?

Watched a film on 5 last night called Perfect Day, a proper Chick flick, pure shite, British as well so no surprise there! The deal was i could watch Top Gear if i watched this film with her. Starting to wonder if Top Gear is worth it if i have to put up with 2 hours of shite afterwards!

The whole state of the heavyweight division these days is a joke, i reckon George Foreman is seriously looking at making a come back again!

The last three rounds were the best of the fight by a mile with some decent action. That said, virtually anything would have been an improvement on what went beforehand. 66956[/snapback] True, i wasn't too impressed wiith the Khan fight either, although i'm not doubting Khan's class and ability, it makes a mockery of the sport when such fighters are pitched against useless nobodies. It would be like me fighting Wacky ffs! My reach advantage for a start would be ridiculous!

Staged? What on god's green earth are you on about? Would they go to the expense of all of that just to stage it? I'm not so sure. The car was a beast like, i thought at the very start Clarkson said it costs 847,000 quid to buy but it costs 5 mill to make so something doesn't add up? And why is it that it's always Clarkson in the driving seat in these races, i know that old bloke drives like Wacky Jnr but the short arse, teeth whitening fanatic doesn't get a look in either, he just got to sit in the back of a light aircraft.

What a pair of cunts, and they call themselves fighters! It was a farce, Harrison looks scared shitless of getting hit and Williams has no idea of how to finish a bloke off when he's on top. The 2 of them are a disgrace to the profession. I fell asleep in the 9th round and missed the last few rounds where apparently some punches were actually thrown, I'm not convinced like!

Hemel Hempsted should be twinned with Middlesborough, they've been living under toxic clouds for years now and they aren't on the news taking over valuable soccer coverage!

Which involes setting fire to your face!

A true legend, I remember seeing Eddie Murphy's Raw about 10 years ago and my mate said if you like that you need to see Richard Pryor's stand up. He's the best I've seen yet and if it wasn't for him the likes of Murphy wouldn't exist. RIP

A caller on the black & white phone-in on Century said he'd bumped into Taylor after the match and he'd said to this lad he reckoned he'd be back in time for the xmas fixture pile up!

My offering is Flightplan, more like Shiteplan for me like. Whoever thought Jodie Foster could still carry a film as the lead role must be deluded, seems she's still dining out on the gang-banging she took years ago in The Accused!

1 - Tony Caig, Craig Moore, Amdy Faye, Shola Ameobi, Michael Chopra 2 - Songs? At St James'? This season? You're having a laugh! 3 - Craig Moore - i think he's saving himself for the world cup! 4 - French international 8 million pound signing, Souness' proper player Jean Alain Bambi, er i mean Boumsong 5 - Strengths - World's best shot stopper. Weaknesses - Doesn't save pens and doesn't score enough! I'd like to ask - what is the general opinion of Marlon Harewood amonst you hammers? I've seen the sublime and the ridiculous from him and can't make up my mind.

I've just spent the last hour beating Happy Face's Lightening Pool high score and i submitted my score thinking my name would now come up in lights but low and behold fuck all has happened and it's as if my score of 140411 never happened. Bastard!

What the bastard fuck is going on! I just beat Happy Face's Lightening Pool record and it hasn't recorded my score! Can someone sort this out?!?!?! I scored 140411 beating Happy Faces previous best of 117172.

I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. 66339[/snapback] A what? WTF is that like? Sounds highly testicle er i mean technical. I would love to say this is a wind up but it's not!

Fuck You 66374[/snapback] Short arse!

See a doctor and that like but still A name change to oneball operator could be in order. 66333[/snapback] Might have to take an 'O' out of smooth 66334[/snapback] You absolute bastards! Hope it turns out to be nowt mate, but take the advice and go and see the doctor. Either that or get Wacky to have a look - he's the right height. 66362[/snapback]

Meat and one veg, Hitler. A couple of quick idea's for new user names.

Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean?

bollocks! This is a daily occurance, maybe 3 times a day at worst, I go through a spell where I get groin crippling pains in my knackers for about a minute. It's not so bad at work where i'm sat down and can disguise my agony but if i'm walking about it forces me to double over like a cheap hooker whose been booted in the stomach! Any doctors/paramedics out there can make a quick, accurate diagnosis?

The Sugababes! The yellow one is a bit ropey at the best of times but the other 2 are spot on.

Communication works both ways Wacky, i think she won it cos of her peeing antics, can't be arsed to walk to the makeshift shithouse so i'll just whip my knickers off and squat next to my bed. Classy.

Well i see dried up old Carol Thatcher won it then, fair play to the old bird, she wolfed down the bugs and seemed to love crawling in shit. Apparently her mother didn't even know she was on it! Must be a close relationship they share then.