Smooth Operator

Aye that's right, he's assisted by Arsene Wenger who coincidently attends Peado anonymous! It's a small world!

Aye, see you at Peado's anonymous tonight? Straight after your Voyuerism for beginners class.

Some of those Santa's need to be on the register imo!

It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs. 68415[/snapback] As Manc-Mag masterbates quietly as he voyeur's from the next cubicle!?

It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh!

How do you think the phrase "old wives tales" came about? From wifey's in the know that's how! I'm off to tune into HISOTWM FM now for the lateset news. Her Indoors Sitting On The Washing Machine FM

Wacky Jnr gets a free meal at Byker Sally Army Soup Kitchen. 68366[/snapback] FACT

Well it must be true then. Quick, phone the Daily Mail! P.S. What religious connotation does tinsel have? Could there be another more legitimate reason? 68317[/snapback] Sorry Rabbi Renton, i seem to have given you a flea in your kippa! The connection is simply that tinsel is a christmas related decoration and they take offence to it. This wife was also on about the taxi drivers being asked not to refer to Christmas but to say festive period instead! Basically not specify the particular occasion, so next time Ramadam comes round I expect not to hear a peep out of the Jews then????? 68329[/snapback] Excuse me for asking for a source; some wifey of a taxi driver on the radio doesn't really count for me. If you think its true though, contact the Mail or TalkSport, they'll make it the headline in 5 minutes. Don't know if you're being ironic about Ramadam btw. 68348[/snapback] Me neither. I think i'm being more iconic than ironic tbh.

Slightly easier to decide will be the 'Most Homo-erotic avatar' award. 68344[/snapback] Like I said in another thread (the one asking us to get into the festive spirit and xmas up our avatars) i'm on the far right with a semi-on.

The award for "Over use of tbh" is gonna be a hard one to decide tbh!

Well it must be true then. Quick, phone the Daily Mail! P.S. What religious connotation does tinsel have? Could there be another more legitimate reason? 68317[/snapback] Sorry Rabbi Renton, i seem to have given you a flea in your kippa! The connection is simply that tinsel is a christmas related decoration and they take offence to it. This wife was also on about the taxi drivers being asked not to refer to Christmas but to say festive period instead! Basically not specify the particular occasion, so next time Ramadam comes round I expect not to hear a peep out of the Jews then?????

A lass was on the radio this morning saying her bloke was a taxi driver in Gateshead and he wasn't allowed to hang tinsel in his car, iirc she said it was the same last year. I'd imagine Dean's taxi firm would be hit by this ban as it's the biggest in Gateshead.

Apparently taxi drivers in Gateshead cannot decorate their taxi's with xmas themed decorations for fear of offending the large Jewish population on the wrong side of the Tyne. For fucking hell's sake! So next time one of them struts down the street wearing a kippa (those daft hats they wear), i'll kindly ask them to remove as I am offended by it's religious intent! I had the misfortune to work in Gateshead for a couple of years in the heart of the Jewish "settlement" and there are indeed thousands of them!

Wacky's lass has just been blowing me off, she wants Wacky nominated for smallest member on the forum too. 68293[/snapback] It's all relative I spose. 68295[/snapback] What you saying Wacky's lass is infact his sister? Come to think of it neither of them have thumbs!

Wacky's lass has just been on the blower, she wants Wacky nominated for smallest member on the forum too.

Come on people you can do better, i need things along the lines of can you wash the dog? Do you know what the Monroe transfer involves? Something a bit edgy you know.

I've been asked at work to use my skills to develop and increase team morale, I though i'd do this by gettting everyone to answer some set questions and then pick out the more interesting answers and see if they can guess who answered what. So the questions have to be quite probing but I work for the government so they can't be too obscene although as you'll know i'm fairly liberal so as near to the knuckle without going over the line is ok with me. Do your best.

Here we are then, this was taken a few years back, i'm far right with the semi on.

Can someone address the problem of my high score not registering on the Lightning Pool game. I've beaten Happy Faces score at least a dozen times now but it doesn't register!!!!

I'm honoured! I'll nominate Wacky Jnr for the smallest forum member award and Howaythelads for the wannabe hardman award.

Loser!

Let Faye go back for the same money and keep Bowyer! 2 games does not a good player make!

They've got a 5-a-side team at Pitz on a Wednesday night, they're called The Turbanators! This must be an old photo, the first 10 rows are populated, last season perhaps?

Cocaine, seeing as it's the Corner House, allegedly. 67735[/snapback] And Wacky's in tow!

He'd probably perform better in a pub quiz than on the pitch tbh, he's a big time Charlie, he reminds me of a young Forrest Gump everytime he gets up a stride, it's as if the shackles have just been taken off!