Smooth Operator

Does the A in SAFC stand for Al-Quida then?

.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night. A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment. I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

Takes one to spell one??

I've had to get one of them rubber covers on it like the ones you see thick of nicotine on tills in bars, these mac keyboards aren't cheap. As for the not working dig I'll have you know I haven't had a penny off them stinking bastards (signed on 23/11/05) that masquerade as DWP employees, although it doesn't suprise me in the slightest when they have fucknuts like you grafting for them. Luckily I'm well connected and have managed to find other means of making money whilst being left in Limbo. Done a bit of labouring for this plasterer at this pitch down walkerville, nice house but right snotty cunts they were so i stood all over there newly fitted timber benches with my Rocky's on, that'll teach the Tony Blair's rent boy cunt for what he is. As for your plastering dilemma, if he comes back just tell him, you've been paid, I'm happy with the job, now fuck right off or I'll ring the Bizzys and tell them you tried to touch me on my front when i was alone in the house with you and I now want to press charges as I've been having nightmares about it. Now I know and you know this was the other way around but it's best you strike whilst the iron's hot and shop him before he shops you. 67508[/snapback] Your new vocation? I hear Blue Corner is doing a roaring trade since you became unemployed.

Wacky is it not an ailment resulting from sucking old men's cock's?

I agree with you but are you an American tax payer?

Can't believe i didn't make the top 10!

Faye will stay, Chopra too but i reckon he'll be cut loose at the end of the season. Harper sounded like he was gonna get away but i'll surprised if it's before the end of the season, same with Carr. It all depends on who he buys obviously, can't think of many decent right backs (Glen Johnson's names been mentioned but i'm not keen) that are around at the mo or a keeper who'll sit on the bench. Harper will wait and see what Given does in the summer i reckon, if Shay stays Harper will be off imo.

The moral of this tale being - chew before you swallow!

I bet the family of those murdered are feeling a bit better about the whole thing now he's dead! If it was me I wouldn't be interested in the bigger picture and the influence he could have had over gang culture - i'd be more concerned with the fact it took them 26 years to kill the murdering arsehole.

With the amount of alone time Wacky now has as a dole scumbag means his keyboard will be suffering a similar fate!

Might have been and this numb-nuts work is pretty good as it happens he just doesn't seem to have a lot of sense! Tyring to take me to a small claims court when there's no evidence that he was ever in my house!?

Obviously I have no recollection of this event, i've probably wiped it from my memory bank as it seems too proposterous! Why in the name of Christ was Dyer allowed anywhere near the captain's armband?

Christ, I'm just not 'with it' these days! 67348[/snapback] Boyz In the Hood was made about 10-15 years ago man, were you not "with it" then either?

He reckons it'll go to Small Claims court and i'll have to pay £125 court costs. Plastering? What plastering?

The murderous bastard never admitted his guilt or show any remorse for those he killed, Arnie got it spot on here, no doubt a few boyz from the hood will use this as an excuse to go-a-raping-and-a-looting. Took die, the city fry - Class! For shizzle!

Had a bit of a carry on with a plasterer doing some work for me yesterday, he'd done the kitchen walls and ceiling last week and the daft twat hadn't used a dust sheet on my brand new solid timber worktop, so all the dirty plaster water had sunk into it and I came in to find the useless bastard standing on top of it to reach the ceiling. Apparently the micey cunt hadn't heard of ladders, suffice to say he'd scratched the bench to fuck as he trampled loose bits of plaster into the worktop! So I pulled him and told him he'd have to pay for it to be fixed, so i rang the company who provided it and asked how much it would cost, they said 220 quid, so thinking I wouldn't see the plasterer ever again if i told him it cost that much i got in touch with a french polisher who'd fixed a table for me a few months back, turns out this lad was on the dole now and was desperate for money and did the job for 70 quid. So the plasterer rang me and agreed to knock the price off other work he was doing. So the knob comes round last night asking for his money and a company name and vat number of the lad who did the repairs, obviously i didn't have one and i informed the nonce i was doing him a favour cos i could've gone with the quote of 220 quid from the suppliers. He didn't seem to understand (think he was a few sarnies short of a picnic basket) and was saying i should expect a call from the inland revenue cos he would have to chase up his lost income from his insurance and needed a vat number of the other bloke. I told him again i didn't have nowt like that and we had a verbal agreement he would knock the price of other work down cos of the money i had to shell out, so then he was sitting in his car unaware i could hear every word telling someone on the other end that i'd witheld payment on the job, if it wasn't for the fact i've got a brain in my nappa i would've been out there and kicked 7 shades of shit out of the arsehole! I await with baited breath contact from the Inland Revenue , I've got no receipt from this plasterer so there's really no record he ever did any work at my house at all!

I seem to have missed something, what did Dyer do as regards the captaincy?

I'd imagine AIDS would make you suicidal.

From the replay i saw i could only see Faye applauding the ref for sending Gilberto off?

And your weight advantage Oh i forget you used to fancy yourself as a contender, what was your fighting name? Kid Candle 67062[/snapback] I might hold a stone over you tops, all the more force to pack into my punches. I dabbled a bit back in the day with boxing, i was a classy southpaw. I stopped for a few reasons, firstly my nose was getting out of shape and being a ladies man i couldn't have that, it's still not straight now but i had to stop before it got any worse and secondly i had to decide between football and boxing and it wasn't a hard decision tbh.

Whoooooops! Aye it's got a banana shaped hole so only banana's can fit into it. Very popular in Africa I hear.

Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left. That's how Jackie liked it apparently!

Rumour has it they only shot the chimp dead cos it has gone apeshit! They were waiting for Sigourney Beaver to fly in from America to shift the chimp's red mist but it was too late and they had to act as it could've been a potential banana skin had it been allowed to get any closer to the general public.

So it's basically like wrestling then eh, well fuck it if that's the case, i don't like being lied to!