Smooth Operator

Q: What does Brock smoother on his bollocks for his dog to come and lick off every night? A: Va va voom!

The Hole? Is that some kind of posh totty porno?

Q: Name a shit excuse for a comedy programme? A: Wayne Fereday

Lethal Bizzle - Fire. Does anyone know what the sample is, it sounds like it should be so easy to remember but i can't.

Q: Donald had a gang bang at home last night, and guess who was there to sing the old favourite "Donald where's your trousers"? A: Gary Glitter.

Reading Blue Coat It's in the credits at the end but they wrote it as: Reading Blue Coats. Which is wrong. 44621[/snapback] Where's that like, never heard of it? 44630[/snapback] Reading? 44632[/snapback] You'd think the name of the school, Brock's location and the fact he has a Reading members badge might have given him a clue 44662[/snapback] Steady on lads, I was under the impression that they'd film it all up here, now i'm very disappointed to find out they haven't. So anyway is Reading anywhere near Newquay? You know in Wales?

Q: Name a gay europop star? A: Toplass' knickers.

Definately not Wacky like, he doesn't have internet access at his new job just yet. They are figuring out if they can trust him first, therefore, don't expect posts from the short arse between the hours of 1pm and 8pm for a while!

Q: Toplass - what everyday household item can you fit up you sideways? A: Salty tears (p.s welcome to the forum Toplass)

Too right, Renton seems to be having a particularly bad day today!

I'll let you off because that was in Wales, but if you are suggesting people should short cut throgh slip roads as part of their daily commute..... Bastard! Why don't we all do it, and create complete gridlock in the process? 44770[/snapback] Newquay's in Wales is it? I'll have to consult my map!

Now that's just brains more than arseholeism i think, i once jumped a 13 mile queue on the way to Newquay by going down the fast lane to the roundabout causing the tailbacks and just went round twice and came off at the right exit which from then on was clear all the way to the town centre.

Useless go-slow drivers who spit their dummies out ( ) about all the points you mentioned!

Q: Who is Wacky Jnr's latest celebrity gay rape victim? A: Fingers & tops

Q: Toplass, where was the last place you brought yourself to climax? A: Up the wrong un'!

Q: Toplass, how many times a day do you flick your bean? A: Brown.

Q: Wacky's new hairdo is what colour? A: 12 inches on the flop!

It's about time the premiership got gangsta, i hear Westwood has been enquiring about buying a chunk of the toon.

Q: Do you ever think you'll have sex Brock? A: Pink Oboe

Reading Blue Coat It's in the credits at the end but they wrote it as: Reading Blue Coats. Which is wrong. 44621[/snapback] Where's that like, never heard of it?

You wash your hands?!? I usually just go and wipe them on the inside of some jumped up, moisterised, fancy hairdo types pint glass!

Hello son good to here it's not you - your lass will be gutted.

3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). 43974[/snapback] I'm running low on supplies at the minute - had a good weekend if you know what i mean!!!!

Just seen on the local news on the bbc website that a bloke matching Wacky's description was found with head injuries by the railway lines in Heaton, a stones throw away from Wacky's gaff. The only possible saving grace is that they are reporting the victim to be 5 foot 7 inches, Wacky comes in at a mighty 5 foot 4 but like he says it's all the same when your horizontal. If you're ok Wacky get in touch.

Should have done what i did and clicked on the link without reading the thread and you'd be swimming in a brown paste!