Smooth Operator

Yeah but you gotta admit he's world class at doing it!!

2 out of 3. And you can rule out Hipernian, Aberdeen and Gretina too!

? What 2 are you thinking of? Not Kilmarcock? Or Stranrear?

Name 3 Scottish teams with a part of the body in their name. Not including the Highland league btw. Winner gets a pm of a pic from SMO's private gallery - don't let that put you off posting!!

Where is Freddy Adu?

You've not seen a dwarf deep throat a 12 inch BMW have you! It's Wacky's party piece!

His lass has had backlight problems ever since he introduced me to her! She's that loose back there that she has to change her kecks 3 times a day cos shit just plops out willy-nilly it's that stretched!!

I'd love to spunk in Kelly Rowland's weave!

Go for it marra. Reet well seeing as the response is 100% positive I'll get them up in a jiffy just finish me tea first!

I think what this thread needs is some gash/anal/dildo photos, anyone object? I'll give it a couple of hours to see what the response is before posting!!

Recturdfied?

Wacky's often been spotted in a leather one-piece leading a fun-boy around Powerhouse by a nipple clamp of a Saturday night.

Until you restring?

What's up like? Have u snapped a string on your favourite guitar like?

Aye a bit messy like but probably worth it. Bit like when I last nailed your lass I keep lined them up and you keep knocking them out the ball park! My lass? Which one? hopefully for you, not the one checking your posts Don't need to worry about that anymore!!

So winning the last world cup lowered it's stock? Surely the match fixing scandal is far outweighed by this success?

Aye a bit messy like but probably worth it. Bit like when I last nailed your lass I keep lined them up and you keep knocking them out the ball park! My lass? Which one?

Aye a bit messy like but probably worth it.

You not got a photo of Meenzer you couldve used?

So why exactly are you on an internet message board telling us this and not over there creating evidence for us? Rome wasn't built in a day my son, plus this is hooked up to my tv for the required porn, if only i was more clued up IT wise i could give y'all a live feed via my webcam a la American Pie.

This. It would take me about four hours to write that text in the original post, that woman must have nimble fingers. It's actually longer than that, i plucked the best bits, went to forward it Wacky but it takes up 6 messages!

All this scepticism is starting to rile me now!! I'm gonna end up posting the x-rated video at this rate!

Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc? This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom! Check this text I just got: So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men! I need a lie down.

How man fish man! Just cos some of the things that have happened to me haven't (and sound like they will never) happened to you my friend doesn't mean they don't happen full stop! Like cuming in Donna Air's hair, playing golf in the company of Shearer and Ant n Dec, and hand shaving a lasses fanny in a greek apartment - all true my friend, all true!

What sort of height you got it at on your chimney breast? Been thinking of doing that with mine, what do u do with all the wires and where have u got your dvd player/sky box/digi box?