Smooth Operator

Was disappointed with it last night tbh, was execting a lot better.

Was laid down from Xmas day til last Sunday with Flu and latterly the runny bum disease. Nee good!!

you complete set of bastards...... Doubt I'll be on here much after today so have a good one everyone.

95. Shithole - WALKER

I'm gonna ring up and pretend to be the lass, tell them Rio forced me to don a strap-on and do him up the wrong un!!

Fair play to the lass imo, she went out and got exactly what she wanted tbf. Only thing is she probably wanted to bag 1 of them as become the next wag idol but they seen to have flung her aside after collectively breaking her hip. If they didn't use blobs or she wasn't on the pill and Park, Ferdinand and Scholes were involved then fuck knows what the kid will look like!! Probably resemble Wacky tbh!

Scumbag, didn't join either and deemed the list to shite to post!

I see you've joined the You know you're from Newcastle if Facebook group J69.

Hi my names SMO and I'm a sex addict!

From when I was 4 my dad used to take me to the match for free back in the days when he could get in the press box for free, it was always better when it was free!!

After sat night my vote goes to the Trent! Fucking rank. Walked into the pub itself to a dodgy whiff in the air then when i went for a slash it was like an assault on my senses. Pokey stinking dirty trampy bogs!! Minging.

Going to Sven's for your books are you???

This bird is blatently waiting for xmas and all the presents off him before splitting up for good I reckon. Would love to see her face if he gets ger fuck all!!

The dirty lying devious slapper!! I've pm'd you my number - can you pass it on to her please?

Question for those of you that live a normal life and wipe sitting down - do you put your hand in from the front (i.e under your cock and balls) and wipe or put your hand in from the back/side for wipage?

Trading in all your presents at Booze Converters again this year pet?

Me neither!

Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. I'm with you on that, in fact the only time I ever stand after having shit is if I have had a particularly difficult shit and need to remove my top and hang it on the back of the door as I'm sweating like a rapist due to the pressure I've put my poor ring under. And I wipe back to front too, doesn't everyone? And btw, my ball bag isn't caked in shit either before you's ask!! Or if the toilet roll is a wee bit out of reach. The thought of any adult human being getting up from the toilet seat with a shitty arse makes me cringe, dirty fuckers. Strangely I position the toilet roll holder and toilet roll within my reach when sitting!! Your mother stands post shit, turns around, then squats on your fatha's face so he can get his dinner!

Every session apart from the one on Fri 25th Jan is like the one's when you visited the fire station when you were a kid with the station master going, "Now this is the shiny red fire engine that goes nee-nar, nee-nar, nee-nar!"

Aye she's not allowed to come within 10 feet of me without me being allowed to knock her the fuck out!

Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. I'm with you on that, in fact the only time I ever stand after having shit is if I have had a particularly difficult shit and need to remove my top and hang it on the back of the door as I'm sweating like a rapist due to the pressure I've put my poor ring under. And I wipe back to front too, doesn't everyone? And btw, my ball bag isn't caked in shit either before you's ask!!

Rather than standing it must be crouching you freaks mean? Surely you don't stand upright or else all the shit would cake your buttocks together. The thought of standing up to wipe is hideous!! Skanky bastards that you are!!

Only reason he knocked Tina about apparently was cos she put limits on her bush that sent him nuts!

Anyone who stands up wants locked up imo. Weirdo's!! It's not called a sit down brown for nowt!!

RIP http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7141489.stm Tina will be relieved no doubt!