Smooth Operator

Meenzer isn't coming man and John the homme has cleared his brown image up of late. Although he did ask if I wanted to sleep on his floor the other night!

Bollocks. Hatton doesn't seem to cut to easily these days after having the old vaseline removed He's prone to gash's wider than your lasses ffs, although his cut man is top drawer. Thats his only weakness as I see it although I don't think Mayweather is gonna get a clear enough shot. Can see Hatton winning by ko in the 8th.

We've decided to dip our wicks in FYEO until 3 then meander around the town to find somewhere showing the fight, should be a belta night - beer, birds, boxing!! You coming Wacky?

Ah the cultured man's response.

aye it's canny like.

Totally fucked I would imagine like! Who the fuck would want to hoy their 360 through it? Although I lost in a play-off to Tiger Woods on my X-Box the other night and was close to hying it of the wall like!

Aye she was so disappointed with her early xmas present that she's submitted a new one.

I'm fucking serious as owt. Well ones got one that only works in certain machines and thats it. The other one's lucky not to be in a fucking debtors prison. Proper Harry Ramps tbh and who ends up carrying the can? That's what happens when you form lifelong friendships working at Burger King. Doormat. Will you get me a Xbox 360 for xmas mancy as I've not got plastic either, cheers. I'll PM address. And a Whopper meal wouldn't go amiss.

Costs £17.99 iirc. They reckon it should start at 4am if the other fights on the bill go to schedule but things liek this always over run and Mayweather's bound to take about an hour getting to the ring with all his cronies. Amir Khan is fighting on ITV on Sat night too, seems to have been totally forgotten about. He's not in the same class by any means obviously as he's just starting out but has potential imo.

Well I've been on here over 2 years!! Would make things a whole lot easier, could delete all my posts/threads myself come my hour of need!!

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS Tom's been around since the dawn of the internet, man. Well his profile says he only joined in March 06. God how cliquey!!

Their own? No. Gang rape. That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested. Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho.

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS

To difficult and complex for a no-pussy-getting-motherfucka like you to handle? Keep on wanking son, one day it'll happen for you. Still shooting tatty watta tbh. The closest he gets to a bit of fanny is painting his finger nails, sticking a couple of his mothers sovs on and wanking Aye with a cucumber shoved up his arse for good measure, may as well copy his mothers sex habits while he's on.

T-Keith blatently only doing this to boost his ever waning popularity tbh.

Class. Was in the docs at Wallsend last night taking the bairn for some injections and this charva couple were in with their bairn, Jordan Beckham Sullivan!! Anyway the kid comes out screaming as expected and the fatha goes, I divvn't kna why we botha like all the kids get all these diseases at some time anyway. Aye, I'd forgotten how popular Meningitis, MRSA, Polio etc, etc were in the kids today!

Someone's already posted that joke on here before I'm sure, might even have been me! Back to the drawing board old man.

See Mayweather is already making excuses, fragile hands apparently. Load of shite. Must be a huge dent to Mayweather's overblown ego to see 20000+ Hatton fans already there a number of which were making themselves heard at yesterdays press conference. Can't wait for the weigh in tonight on Sky Sports News @ 10pm.

Discovered that I can't do the 2 at the same time when I'm on the pot. When I've dropped anchor then I can piss or vice versa but never together. Strange that. Anyone else have this "problem"? On the plus side I can burp/sneeze/cough and fart simultaneously so it's not all bad news.

To difficult and complex for a no-pussy-getting-motherfucka like you to handle? Keep on wanking son, one day it'll happen for you.

The old twat is going backwards if anything imo. New joke book for xmas Bobby?

Following a gay porn star closely you mean? Either or tbh. Add Fluffer to that list too.

She's turned into a right cunt ever since she became a mod.

Whereas you're in the Disney hall of fame as one of the 7 dwarfs, Dopey I believe. Correct, and I've fucked snow white in her sleep They actually created an 8th dwarf for ye son........Micey! Did you try the Snow Brown while you were on?

Whereas you're in the Disney hall of fame as one of the 7 dwarfs, Dopey I believe.