Smooth Operator

Mr. Farquharson told me it was an ice lolly. His name was unusually close to Mr Fuckqueersons imo. Was/is your dad a Brownie too? Have you heard owt about a school reunion Meenzer? Think there's something being muted on Facebook, although wouldn't be surprised if you'd been left out of the loop! Fucking hope so some of the fanny I used to be with back in the day has matured very well!! I predict an empty and exhausted ball-bag by the end of the night - whenever it may be!!!

Meenzer is pink/brown colour blind. If only his GP had spotted it earlier he might not have turned into the horrible bender we all know him as nowadays!

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand. Bet you're a dozen pisses a night man when on the drink!!

I'm no Columbo, but with the players being burgled all Liverpool players, I'm guessing this gang may have blue alliegances. Or support Tranmere. No shit Shirlock? I'd have thought this was a canny talking point of Merseyside by now and Red burglers (if not Stevie G himslef) would have targeted a few Everton players homes when they've been away to even it out a bit. Personally I'd blame Tim Cahill. Dirty Aussie crim bastard!!

This is all pointless man lads. When I used to have a season ticket ( ) I used to eat pre kick off and drink after the gaem therefore negating the need for any half time fucking about in queues etc. You's need to sort your match routines out tbh.

Everton players must have shit themselves when they got into the UEFA cup.

And Neil!! Whilst Jamie licks your balls and films it, where will this end? With me coming all over the 4 of them whilst they do a rendition of YMCA?

And Neil!!

Wow - a saving of 2 whole pence on the original price. You fucking thick dwarf!! What the fuck are you waffling on about now fuckstick? It's a fucking review! Actually, will you not be needing one of these for your bedsit? Get back to bumming Sneezy, Dopey, Lazy, Happy, Doc, Bashful & Grumpy.

Wow - a saving of 2 whole pence on the original price. You fucking thick dwarf!!

Peadophilia? Just an idea - you don't have to run with it!

Wahey - Timmy two posts!!

Cheers for that Gemillillionaire. Seen it in the shop and I'm happy with it but have to order online, only problem is it says you can chose between which graphics card you want but there is no option to do so when you go to buy it and there is no telephone number to ring them up. Somtimes online shooping is a reet pain in the aris!

So what does anyone in the know make of this then? http://www.asda-electricals.co.uk/shop/pro...pire/black.html? Cheers.

I'm all for them coming over here if they are going to be upstanding, valuable members of the community in which they live so this is a disgrace but only goes to highlight the failings in this country on immigration. Like it's been said had he been a criminal he would defo be staying!!

Pacino all day long!

After dinner speaking will keep him ticking over for years. Anyone else notice how he uses k's instead of t's sometimes? He was on the other day saying, "I was probably a likkle bit frustrated and got a likkle bit raged". Sounds like a 12 year old when he does it! Soft shite that he is.

It's no bad but it's no great imo.

Thing is he's already proven to be the best in the world at that level so there's nowhere really to go in that, and now having been outclassed at welterweight I'd predict a fight against De La Hoya over here for a nice big purse (to add to the £5mill+ for the Mayweather fight) and then retirement defo if he wins, maybe if he loses too but being the way he is he'll not want to go out on a loss.

Now that's much better old man.

Correct, but I'd still flatten you Oh give it up you cock muncher,Why do you and Sm think you run this place? What a load of shite. Me and Wacky might well be the only 2 posters on here worth reading but we are far from running this place. The fact that they dare not ask us to be mods or admin is testament to that. As for you my friend - fuck off you daft cunt. Btw, I can vouch for Wacky being soft as shite. But I'm rock, knock you's all out.

Beat me to it! She could've doubled up and sang the national anthems ahead of each game.

Gutted for Hatton but a combo of the ref and Mayweather's ability to stop Hatton getting close or hit the body meant it was always gonna be a struggle for him. Hadn't seen Mayweather fight before and was well impressed, his ability to punch accurately on the counter is incredible. And his style got to Hatton who got frustrated and lost his way. They are on about a rematch but tbh I couldn't see it being any different, Mayweather is too classy a fighter and would predict Hatton to come up short again.

Crooks is looking ever increasingly like a Frog. He spouts some shit like, and gets obsessed over tiny little things. Wanker.

Deserves a dose of TB imo.