Brock Manson

Sublime!

Happy Birthday PL!

I've managed to get this forum on my psp before.

A little pissed off. I'm not being given a new contract with M&S. It seems like the boss lady has a problem with me, because I'm certainly not doing a bad job. Ah well, it's only a temp contract anyway, onwards to bigger and better things now hopefully. Kind of upset that Jules cant come to stay as her dad was in a car crash. He's alright, but since her mum is away in Brussels, she needs to stay with him. The guy has a heart condition and is pretty shaken up apparently. I won't see her until new year's now, so puts paid to plans of spending a few days alone together before crimbo.

Pardew backs into bent. FYP.

Hope you enjoyed your birthday Bev.

Delia Smith was in my branch of M&S yesterday looking at cushions. I got a smile and a nod from Andrea Pirlo in a crowd at Notte Bianca in Genoa after we were both pushing through the throng together. Ibrahima Sonko gave my mum a xmas card. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son in the head with a football from 30 yards when I was in sixth form. Was an awesome shot. The best celebrity encounter had to be the time when we were stuck in La Roche, trying to ultimately reach Bordeaux. Not a single person could be seen on the streets other than us. No cars either. That was until we spotted this people carrier tearing down the road towards us. It screeched to a stop right alongside us and the driver rolled down his window. It was only MVB! Asked us what we were doing in such a dead-end place then insisted on driving us straight to Bordeaux. What a gent.

Happy Birthday Gemmil, have a good one!

What's funny about sandals? Nowt, if you are drawing your pension in them! I hope to god you dont own a pair of leather Jesus sandals Brock You know this is the 'funny pictures thread', right?

Shame we won't have a chance at revenge for the Blackburn result mind. Knowing his ego, it won't be his fault he got fired no doubt. I wonder if he'll take charge at West Ham is Grant gets the boot?

I used to collect those too. Best was a supersoaker keyring that worked. Was great for getting cats.

What's funny about sandals?

Watched this last night on a river. What a game, I went mental at Carrol's goal. Top stuff.

What has language ever done to you to deserve this treatment?

Still doesn't seem real. Up there with the sacking of SBR this, completely obtuse and we're now completely fucked because of it. Might see the return of Souness at this rate. FWIW, Pardew did a cracking job at Reading...by getting promoted from the lower leagues and becoming a competitive team in the Championship. However it took Coppell to get them promoted, whilst Pards went on to take West Ham down. Not a premiership manager.

Just took the stones out of about 40 + dates and replaced them with marscapone and a little honey. Might leave them to marinate in rum before I go off to work tomorrow!

Put our tree up today. Looks the business. We're having our Christmas dinner tomorrow night as everyone goes home on the 12th after the uni breaks up.

Only ever seen Di Maria in the WC and in that game. Seems like a completely different player to what Stevie et al are hyping him up to be. Predictable result; the best team in the world against a team of mercenaries who went missing when it truly mattered. Mourinho or not, there was only going to be one winner in that game. Some absolutely breathtaking football on display, Barca were phenomenal. Messi's perfectly-weighted through balls, jesus. Hard to imagine he's still only 23 when he can play like that.

You bunch of girls.

Congrats Jimbo! All the best to you and the new mrs!

Go by coach. No dogs, no checks. I didn't smuggle any back, but made the observation.

Merry Birthday Meenz

He did ok considering he had fuck all service...

I heard it's because he wasn't happy that the club are signing Baines without his consent.