Toonpack

Jings !!!

Most common cause of deaths in kids in the US these days

What was his name ??

Alex thinks he bought them

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you". "Pop" goes the weasel.

You will be hearing from my lawyers directly, I am suing you and expect any fair court will award me significant compo

Tough read

Semi politics https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/27/daily-mail-parent-company-invokes-human-rights-act-to-stop-naming-of-journalists?CMP=share_btn_tw

Doesn't matter, the movement remains.

Not the safest I've felt tbh, walking on me tod to meet my uncle at the car (he'd been in the seats) Scarf hidden under coat, pretend gutted look on my face but singing inside

Nowt'll happen

Let be honest here, if a random mackem tramp came up to you for a "chat" you'd just agree with whatever the fucker was saying, to get away as quickly as possible from the stench. Let's face it, who what sane person would willingly argue with a deranged tramp.

The krieg obviously wasn't blitzy enough.

Not sure if he should have a n, j or sp in front of his name 🤔

No idea tbh

Fuck around. find out

Why today, I mean there's nothing else going on.

Aesop wrote his defence.

just noticed there are two different litter shots. Shiny crisp packets, white trainers and joggers tucked into socks and paper bags with shoes and jeans but only one “oh yes” marra. 🤔

so that’s why they did the litter shot in the subway

The Times today: (could easily have been a Mackem in the SoL)