Toonpack

Fucking whippersnapper

Just turn the other Loftus-Cheek

One Leonberger girly at a mere 11stone, collie, cockapoo and two daschunds (others not yet known). I reckon the daschunds did it and are fitting up the big lass.

Does "Top Firm man" relate to how erect they feel when they stand outside primary schools ???

You'll need Renton's permission to stop, dem appears to be da rools.

Would make Wood 4th choice and with Wilson's injury/illness record when is enough, enough. (and he's 31 next month). Would have thought Depay is on ridiculous wedge though.

If Miggy remains fit we basically have a 4-3-4 the way he pelts about

His decision evidently, the boot and crutches will be precautionary, he's in the victory photo, lightly strapped. It'll probably swell like fuck overnight.

Get clinical in front of goal and we'll cruise many games, Fulham one of the form teams and they created fuck all. And while I hope he's ok, we were still fluid without Bruno.

Southgate’s smashed Trippiers pass radar an all

And now a regulation pass to put Willock through 🙄

ASM according to Caulkin, holding his calf at half time warm up FFS

Did England break Wilson? He can’t even connect with ball these days 🙄

Unchanged from Leicester game

Came on 77 minutes at one nil, made some good runs and should have been played in at least once, but wasn’t. Finished one nil, at the risk of suffering Wykiki’s wrath (would we tell the difference) he didn’t have an assist.

No, was just following text

You could have stopped typing after "would"

Give the gaffer a call and use the following sentence: Hello cough gaffer cough it's cough Hmhm cough here cough I cough don't cough think cough I cough can cough make cough it cough in cough today cough.

Punishment should be relative to how far over the limit he was, a couple of pints can have you over the limit and make you a drunk driver, if he's had a monster sesh then penalty should be comparatively bigger. The fact that it was a 1:30 a.m. stop makes me think the latter but still depends if he was in "I must be OK" territory or "I know I shouldn't be driving" territory. Could maybe fine him a weeks wages to make a point, with right to review/increase that when the facts are all known.

Who mentioned excuses 🤷🏼‍♂️ He'll be punished, quite rightly, but how severe should that punishment be, maybe we should sell him/cancel his contract eh?

Enough about your fishnets, what do you think score will be ?

Oh I agree, but scale of punishment is the question, if he was "just" over the limit do you impose same sanction as you would if he had fallen out the car and couldn't stand up.

True, but there's drink driving and then there's drink driving, was he a wine gum over the limit or 6 bottles of champers over the limit, makes a difference to any penalty imposed by court and should influence scale of any club sanction. Unless of course club decide to go "zero tolerance" and hammer him irrespective.