Toonpack

Some would say it's their fault, the cunts (Johnson and Truss that is)

How dare you have a happy occasion at such a somber moment in history, you selfish bastard

Harry would be glorious, he fucking hates the Press Mail/Sun in particular.

Johnson will be declared Regent

Be like my dad, we were summoned to the hospital (he was 87), he was still breathing but basically gone, after about 45 mins he gave a HUGE glorious smile and that was it, was lovely truth be told.

Guaranteed Saturday funeral and then Saturday after coronation.

IF (big fucking IF) there is a next election when it's due.

Banks, monocle manufacturers, chimney sweeps, security firms engaged at the workhouses. Off the top of my head.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Aye she's fucked, otherwise she'd be away to hospital.

Fucking typical, she's been assassinated 😜, Starmer grew a pair and destroyed Truss/Kwarteng and then, by sheer chance, all of a sudden this kicks off (or the bucket perhaps)

It'll be better than hers on that day

He seems renowned in cricketing circles as a massive word you don't like. Establishment must reckon Stokes/Buttler can keep him in line, no doubting his ability in whiteball game, could also be his audition for bazball if he keeps his nose clean (in more ways than one).

Jabba the Health (Secretary)

They'll REALLY struggle to find a Posh Spice (or a sporty for that matter, ugly lookalikes aplenty, but sporty .............nah)

Was there, they were gash

I stan bullshit

Tuchel Binned

As you get a bit older, remember the precautionary, or should I say "safety" piss, do not get taken by surprise, a good set of bushes or dark corner are not always readily available. I would supplement this advice with the "safety piss" is a sensible precaution before venturing anywhere where toilet facilities cannot be guaranteed to be within a 2 minute reach.

This post been bugging me somewhat. It's basically "so what's new", would have been much clearer with the simple addition of "again" at the end.

64, read it and weep fucking whippersnappers. It's not that great tbh, I have to have the obligatory "precautionary piss" before leaving a pub, safety first and all that.

I am sure you will have the quickest and most perfect recovery ever. You'll be back to abnormal by tomorrow.

Bet she's got a lovely Camel toe. (Cleaner to match day aisle 5 - pun spillover)