Toonpack

You can bet your bottom dollar (/yankeeism) that ALL those politicians are double jabbed and probably boostered (or will be)

If your ankle is really buggered and she's really upset it'll be a wanking holiday in Devon

I think that has to be balanced against the relief, after 9/11, that the US went the boots on the ground route instead of lobbing nukes around, which a large number of yanks were quite supportive of, and some positively shouting for.

I'm Llamaenting Geronimo's passing

Dogs go in the hold, 250-ish people were also taken out on the plane, which was a private charter I believe, Ricky Gervais was involved,

Unbelievable finisher, finished, RIP Der Bomber 😔

Una Stubbed Out

I apologise, his performances were way less wooden that some of the Star Wars cast

Star Wars is the Woodentops to Marvel which is Thunderbirds 🐟

Dusty Hill, Eliminated

At no time since this all started have I heard of as many folks I know catching this bastard as I do just now. But yeah let’s open everything up 🙄

Not foreign, but on my clematis the fucking huge bastard, it’s fucked off now leaving eggs behind. Any advice ??

It’s beyond my comprehension how Lab and Lib Dem cannot see the ONLY way to fuck off the tories is to get out of each other’s way. Do it for one election only, bring in PR and every vote then counts and the tories are fucked !!!

Trenbolone* apologise again bro typo bro

The song Kim Carnes rejected

Contented smile 😁

You just know that even if it fucks Gemmill up for a day or two, he ain't gonna admit it

You Pfizer'ed yes ?? Give it a few days, you'll feel beyond knackered for 24/48 hours.

FYP

Great news, I’ll tell me mate whose son was a very promising cross country runner but got fucked by long COVID that it’s just a myth and he’s fine really’ he’ll be thrilled.

I think with them not going up this season (again - chortle) that Covid will give them a boost attendance wise for next season, initially, no-one's been near a game so many will "just want to get back" I suspect if same happens and they remain unrelentingly shit crowds'll drop off very significantly and get more toxic as time goes on. Am rather excited by the prospect

They are talking Morecambe and..... Seriously who the fuck do they think they are

Oh yes you can

If you relentlessly fuck about with nature, nature will get it's own back, every single time. Some of the responses on that post mind - we need to level China etc, how many tens (or hundreds ) of millions of deaths would trying to do that cause