donaldstott

That surprises me, I would have said it was a lot further than that.

Anyone watching??? 1414: Eng 154-0 My giddy aunts - if you've just eaten your lunch, look away now. Strauss comes down the track to Hauritz, smashes it straight back at him at at least 1,000mph and watches aghast as the ball goes straight into the spinner's fingers - there's a horrible noise from Hauritz, and the tip of his middle finger is bent at a dreadful angle. Dislocation, and the man is in agony - the physio sprints on, puts an arm round the shoulder and leads the poor old boy off to the pavilion. Sounds nasty!!

It's not quite the same format, it's much more about him pushing the boundaries and watching how people react. It's worth a look.

I'm not sure about the contemporary (I got married in a monstrosity), but Slaters has a good range of suits for hire.

Were they playing Lindisfarne Fish? http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/200...stle-jay-rayner

They sacked off a game with Luton in favour of the toon.. Bad form!!

If only they'd communicate a little more like this. Does make you wonder whether his story was broken to try and pries some information from the club? For me they've got a lot better at this than they were. Denials used to given to the Chronicle first...

I've done both and you'd be well advised to do exactly that - it's very good! I watched Saturday Kitchen and he was making a perfect Black Forest Gateaux. One layer of the cake was aerated chocolate, which required a hoover, a suit carrier and a tuperware tub to make, for one layer of a 5-6 layered cake, who the fuck is going to do that (apart from handless Germans)...

Went to watch Bruno last night... It was the most shocking movie I've ever seen. Some of it was pure car crash.. I thought it was great!

Surprised that SAF has said he's not adding to his squad. More surprised that Huntelaar is going to Stuttgart, would have thought he'd end up in England.

It'll almost certainly happen by the end of a week.. Whether or not it's the end of this week...

Bassong's distribution is fairly pony like!! Fairly comfortable on the ball imo. I'm comfortable with the ball at my feet, it's the passing to a team mate that both I and Monsieur Bassong struggle with.

Bassong's distribution is fairly pony like!! Most CD's distribution is lame unless we get into the 10m and above bracket. Bass tends to tackle better and rarely lets peeps go past him. Taylor often seems to be racing to cover areas where he should have been in the first place. I agree, Taylor is the 'Geordie Dabizas'.

Bassong's distribution is fairly pony like!!

I say just do it... Who needs eye lids anyway? It's not like your eyes would fall out or anything...

That'll be the only thing we'll have in common with Real Madrid..

Graeme Swann is fast becoming my favourite cricketer

370 wouldn't be disastrous

Surely there'll be some nibbles as well. Gorge yourself on the nuts!!

You're only 16, do you go out drinking yet ? Depends whether he ever got one of these... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...=23165&st=0

I remember being skinny at 16. Then I started going to Greggs on a lunchtime. Corned beef pasty, sausage roll and a custard slice. Or alternatively over to Asda and some Billy Bear ham in two big rolls. I was fat as fukc by the time I left Uni..

Try to keep to three square, sounds like it's the snacking that's doing it.

I lost a few stone quite quickly by cutting down on carbs. Cereal for breakfast instead of toast Tuna salad for lunch instead of sarnies Less pasta of an evening (especially not late at night)

havent got round to that bit yet but i do know its time to plant turnips!!! Is that right, I'll look in to that I'm sure I can make room.

Red onions, beetroot, baby leeks, carrots, french beans, sweetcorn, tomatoes, coriander, rosemary, basil and mint all growing pretty well in my garden.. I've got an olive tree as well, but I'll be dead by the time that bears fruit. Got my first harvest of leeks and beets the other night - pretty tasty.. I am a bit hooked now like. CT - I think you've left it a bit late to be putting stuff in the ground.