Super_Steve_Howey

Greg should've gone private

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8s6aid04pw...ted&search=

Horses for courses. Surely anyone can see that hoofing it to Owen/Martins will get you zero goals. Much better to let Emre hoof it into Row Z, completely bypassing the strikers.

Whelan has now changed tack - he's now only bothered as to whether Tevez was an eligible player on the match they played Wigan, coincidentally straight after the West Ham fine. Fair point in my opinion.

LOL Top quality Fred. And he has the sense to ask what a scouser's doing in this neighbourhood, gone up in my estimation

This was a response to CG: "The board cant kick Freddy out as he is the board."

Season tickest are an advance payment that endorse the current management. Not buying one means you can withold your cash until you see something worth paying for. As countless fans keep pointing out, it is up to the team to provide something worth supporting.

Fred is not the majority shareholder, of course he can be removed.

Looks, well just shit and uninspiring, a bit like the club. And if that's the whole badge that appears on the shirt, the banner at the bottom is going to be virtually unreadable

why ??? 1st statement, 2nd, or both? 2nd Cos if you don't, someone else will

why ??? 1st statement, 2nd, or both?

Here I am being all hungry and thinking I've got nowt in and you've just reminded me I have bread, I have a toaster, and I have full fat Lurpack. Ta I'm still unsure whether #5 means your lad found you and paid for the rest of the night, or he never found you at all.

The only time you need to be concerned is when she swallows and says 'Hmmm good'. It is permissable to not like it, but it must be done, woman.

Anyone know what the B team is for? Who manages it? How long has Parker been in it?

Miami Vice fan obviously

Some shite from the Guardian: FREDDY'S NIGHTMARE Back in February 2005, when Michael Owen was picking splinters out of his XXXXXXS-sized shorts on the Madrid bench, an acquaintance of the Fiver asked him about the rumours linking him with Newcastle. Owen's response? A gale of laughter that suggested he wouldn't sign for the Magpies if they were the last team on earth. Six months later, having been rejected by Liverpool, the Rowdies, The Fiver's five-a-side team and Jossy's Giants Second XI, Owen decided to go to St James' Park after all - where, famously, he was greeted by 50,000 unemployed Geordies and Sky Sports News host Jim "You've done so much in football but this must be one of your proudest moments" White. Now, 20 months and just 13 Premiership matches later, Owen - according to reports in tomorrow's fish 'n' chip paper - desperately wants out of Toon. "But he has a four-year contract!" the Fiver hears you cry. Indeed he does. But he also has a £9m get-out clause, which would allow him to leave for £7m less than brilliant businessman Fat Freddy Shepherd paid for him. No wonder, then, that the Newcastle chairman is - like that time he was Jacuzziing in a Marbella knocking shop - playing hardball. "Michael has two choices: he can come out and tell our fans that he is happy here. Or I tell him none of the big four are interested. Because that's the case," gruffed Fat Freddy today. And before the Fiver could point out that was just one choice, Freddy was off again. "These suggestions will not impress our fans after what has happened in the last couple of years!" he continued, alluding - no doubt - to the failures of Graeme Souness and Glenn Roeder, both appointed by Mr F Shepherd, Newcastle. Owen's agent was unavailable for comment, but Shepherd is clear where the reports have come from. "[This] was a very thinly-disguised attempt to flog Owen from under our feet, sourced very close to the player or those who look after him," he thundered, his chins quivering while the rest of his face turned an ugly mix of black and white. "The loyalty this club has shown him, when he had injury problems in his first season and had missed virtually all of this season, deserves something in return. No one, least of all one of the biggest clubs, is likely to take a risk at this stage." Maybe. Maybe not. But if he is available for £9m, what's the betting Freddy has got it wrong again?

I might be from Felling mate but I'm no scally It's who you blow !!!

kick her in the minge That's not very talkative is it? Kick her in the minge while shouting at her

End of season party? What a bunch of {Cat's forbidden word}'s

Bob is gonna be fuming when he sees this. That's a weeks worth of material wasted in 2 minutes!

Bloke: Yeah me bird's off sex like Blokes best mate: Aye, with you yes

It's got to be at least 10 minutes since I read this mind

Never been banged up. I have a good brief

Freddy for his international reach.

Thie whole 'the media would treat them differently' is skewed by the fact the last stories featured working class people going on holiday and leaving their kids at home, a different case altogether