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What a circus! Gianni Infantino has created a new position & hired Kjetil Siem to be director of strategy to oversee reform. Siem was Norways FA secretary general and is the same bloke that in 2014 stated: Im sure no Norwegian has more respect than I do for the Fifa president Sepp Blatter. He is actually a role model." Then after Blatter's resignation Siem said he deserved respect for what he has done for the development of football in the third world. He has made Fifa into a cohesive organisation. Domenico Scala, the head of the audit and compliance committee, resigned saying new rules would compromise independence and impede investigations. Fatma Samoura was hired to be the new secretary general. She has never worked in football before. Deputy Secretary-General Markus Kattner was dismissed for keeping a contract secret that paid out very large bonuses to himself. Weeeeee!

A friend has arrived from out of town with a bottle of Ginger Vodka, my night is now sorted.

The NRA had their annual convention in Houston, Texas this past weekend. Pro-gun enthusiasts at the event could purchase the "Ex-Girlfriend" that bleeds when you shoot it. The company's website selling these life-sized targets says, "To discriminate against Women by not having them represented in our product selection would be just plain sexist.

According to De Telegraaf, Zlatan is set to be unveiled and has plans to become an assistant coach at Manchester United after his playing career.

Time for a pause, a water break is needed.

I await a photo of you after a discovery of lost plunder. This is after unearthing scuba diving as your new pastime and purchasing new gear.

I have got this stained glass lark down pat I think and will be in need of a statue also. Might install a strobe light inside my likeness of him. On his serving tray, a disco ball will finish off my envision.

After October 15th, I will have to purchase my plastic from the black market. Never will the words, " Paper or plastic?", be uttered in Portland & many other neighboring cities again. Speaking of bans and paper, Scott Parker should join Niall. That expression on his face with the Cup was superb. oh and this thread had more than a few superb interactions also: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/an-open-letter-to-niall-quinn.572787/

South Shields FC and boxing champion Anthony Nelson agree to partnership. http://tinyurl.com/zn96n6x

A 63-year-old man, who previously spent thirteen years in prison, was arrested on Monday. In the 90s, he was called "the Broomstick Robber" and was convicted of seventeen counts for bank robbery. Hostages were kept with bank doors held shut with a broomstick. The new arrest comes after attempting to blackmail Bayern. He has sent letters containing threats and demanded millions in cash and diamonds.

Massive Attack and Young Fathers. "Voodoo in my Blood" with actress Rosamund Pike.

The Sparta Combat League 48 event in Colorado, booked Ann Perez de Tejada versus Laura Dettman. In the first round Laura used her advantage. After some vicious ground-and-pound, she punched her opponent out in the full mount. Laura is 24-years-old. Ann is a 68 year old!

At the Yunnan Wild Animal Park in China, two tourists killed two peacocks after taking selfies with them. The zookeepers said the birds were roughly handled in a feeding area.The animals then had many of their feathers plucked.

Trump: Security guards working the rally said the protestor did no such thing and Trump was just over-exaggerating.

Plastic bags?

What a waste of ink.

The Hammers had Cheikhou Kouyate's red card overturned after winning their appeal. The midfielder can now suit up against the mackems on Saturday. I will laugh if he ends up on the scoresheet.

Pop the bubbly! The brown envelopes are prepped for delivery! http://www.weberverlag.ch/english/sepp-blatter-mission-football/#cc-m-product-8410765185 Despite the success, Blatter repeatedly had to put up with harsh reviews and prejudices. In this richly illustrated book, Sepp Blatter tells how he learned to deal with the hostility.

The Italian Football Hall of Fame announced Ronaldo as their new inductee, and he without a doubt deserves the added plaudits. I simply loved watching him and Roberto Carlos when I was a youngster.

Group A: United States, Colombia, Costa Rica, Paraguay. Group B: Brazil, Ecuador, Haiti, Peru. Group C: Jamaica, Mexico, Uruguay, Venezuela. Group D: Argentina, Chile, Bolivia, Panama. Group Stage: June 3: United States v Columbia (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) June 4: Costa Rica v Paraguay (Citrus Bowl, Orlando) June 4: Haiti v Peru (CenturyLink Field, Seattle) June 4: Brazil v Ecuador (Rose Bowl, Pasadena) June 5: Jamaica v Venezuela (Soldier Field, Chicago) June 5: Mexico v Uruguay (Phoenix Stadium, Glendale) June 6: Panama v Bolivia (Orlando Citrus Bowl, Orlando) June 6: Argentina v Chile (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) June 7: United States v Costa Rica (Soldier Field, Chicago) June 7: Columbia v Paraguay (Rose Bowl, Pasadena) June 8: Brazil v Haiti (Orlando Citrus Bowl, Orlando) June 8: Ecuador v Peru (Phoenix Stadium, Glendale) June 9: Uruguay v Venezuela (Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia) June 9: Mexico v Jamaica (Rose Bowl, Pasadena) June 10: Chile v Bolivia (Gillette Stadium, Foxborough) June 10: Argentina v Panama (Soldier Field, Chicago) June 11: United States v Paraguay (Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia) June 11: Columbia v Costa Rica (NRG Stadium, Houston) June 12: Ecuador v Haiti (MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford) June 12: Brazil v Peru (Gillette Stadium, Foxborough) June 13: Mexico v Venezuela (NRG Stadium, Houston) June 13: Uruguay v Jamaica (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) June 14: Chile v Panama (Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia) June 14: Argentina v Bolivia (CenturyLink Field, Seattle) Quarter-finals: June 16: Winner Group A v Runner-up Group B (CenturyLink Field, Seattle) June 17: Winner Group B v Runner-up Group A (Met Life Stadium, East Rutherford) June 18: Winner Group D v Runner-up Group C (Gillette Stadium, Foxborough) June 19: Winner Group C v Runner-up Group D (Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara) Semi-finals: June 21: Winner Match 25 v Winner Match 27(NRG Stadium, Houston) June 22: Winner Match 26 v Winner Match 28 (Soldier Field, Chicago) Third place: June 25: Semi-final losers (University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale) Final: June 26: Semi-final winners (MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford)

A baby dolphin is now deceased. This specie of dolphins are endangered. After being captured it was passed around the crowd so they could take selfies. Did they think it could breathe outside of the ocean? Scumbags in my opinion.