trophyshy

That is horrendous fella, stick to the all sorts!

awesome, going on Friday.

Should be gerld, not sure why it isn't...the Vietnam shot?

I'd ask for a loan.

have a cracking day mate

Reservoir Frogs - The multicoloured amphibians hatch a plan to raid the beavers dam ending disastrously in a French bistro Close Encounters of Turd Kind - Mick and Paddy obsessively make reproductions of Giant's Causeway with each other's faeces. Cockwork Lozenge - A gang of casual rapists invent a sucky sweet that makes their penises find real jobs Stig Crazy - The Stig goes to prison for a crime he did not commit, and somehow Jeremy Clarkson gets anally raped and rabbit punched to death Watership Downs - a naive colony of retarded rabbits embark on a doomed trip round the Isle of Man Crocodile Arbroath - An Australian Saltwater Crocodile causes havoc in a Scottish town when someone accuses him of wearing a puffters hat Driving Miss Marple - A giant golfing robot tees up with the famous detective

FUCK YEAH

Sleeping on your stomach is bad as an adult. Back or side, and if you sleep on your side you must properly fill the gap between your shoulder and your head so your spine is straight. I will schedule a moment's silence for your neck pain while I'm at my Cheryl Alter.

I'm planning a ketamine bender, application pending.

I see Michael Douglas has finally confessed to being bisexual.

Submarine. 7/10, amusing but a little too obsessive about what it is to be 15. Get over it ffs.

You have to smile at the Chronicle, like, you really do. Good old Ronnie Gill isn't known for his ability to dig to find a story, even if one is under Ronnies nose with a huge label wrapped around it saying 'I'm a story' on it. He'll be away as he's ambitious and knows we're a selling club. Thompson will have more clue he's going to Liverpool than Ronnie will even if its just Liverpools intentions to buy him, as a decent bid will see him sold because the club will 'reluctantly sell a player who doesn't want to be here'. He's away, but it won't be Mikes fault. Oh aye, it won't be Mike's fault. When will we all just realise what a kind generous benevolent capitalist exploitative greedy cunt we have at the helm? If we didn't have him then the club would be finished and we'd all have to support Sunderland. So tilt your prayer mats toward Burnham tonight, and while your on your knees showing respect, be a sweetie and lube your butthole for Big Mike and Little Lamb's next round of alacritous mendacity.

The Toon boss (Anal Pardew) told the Chronicle: “There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%. “He’s under contract here until next summer. And we hope to open talks on a new deal as soon as possible. Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u.../#ixzz1JP0v1Lbd That makes it certain then, Jose's away.

Do I get a National Trust discount?

apart from the old dear's dear, what makes it so special Chez?

re. room upgrades Fish - http://www.thetwentydollartrick.com/ If you're only there two nights I'd be surprised if you get any sleep mind.

:razz: @themichaelowen do you even know what humility is, or vainglorious for that matter? cunt

/don't give a fuck.

spanakopita is a great shout, could easily be pieified. What's in burek?

Where's the poll like? Greggs mince pies 85-95 were the best pies on earth. Shape, texture, flavour everything. They went a bit ropey, but now they're ok again but too big for one person. Still easily the best pies although chicken balti's are canny. I tried 4 times to make this a poll and failed. Seemingly moving into the spacka-with-technology phase of my life.

Cheers, that's an interesting one CT, might knock one of those up to try this week. Some good insight here, I'm getting a word........ mince.

What's your favourite type of pie? I am seemingly unable to start a poll no matter how I try. So just type it in. CT, you're first.

:D And, may I add, you have an exceedingly interesting avatar Hope that doesn't sound too Not that sounding is wrang, like; just sounding too could be off-putting for some. For whatever reason. Look, I have friends etc etc. Meenzer is a good bloke etc etc Just pm me mate!

the boy who cried shepherd was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

made up on the spot, I just wanted to test out the new silicon tray; a mix of leftover chilli, mushrooms, potato, onions, gravy, rosemary and a couple of drops of truffle oil, to make me feel superior. Delicious, obviously. Thinking of going into the pie business (with less random fillings), would an oblong pie appeal to you?