Craig

I joined up around the time we signed Woodgate so I'm guessing around January 2003. Was happily married with a 6 month old daughter back then and hating the job I had. Since then I've had a son, split up with the wife, got half divorced, changed roles at work and loving it, helped create this place when the 'Toontastic' element seemed to have been killed off following the merger. Rather than being 6 months old, my daughter is now 6 years old!

Don't think I've ever seen anyone wearing a suit with the club crest on it. Fergie did for Man Utd and Mourinho did for Chelsea but have you seen it at SJP?

why the fuck is this even being reported? Either way the club is paying for them, it's just a case of when they're coming out of the players wages... Pud, correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't the club buying the each of the players a suit every year be considered as a taxable benefit?

Lack of sleep is getting to Martin again.... I swear you suffer PMT me laddo...

here's an idea.... ignore it!

To both Danny and Torres... If you're going to make informed, worthwhile contributions to the threads within this message board then great - you're more than welcome. If you're going to have a pop at each other every now and then for the sake of it then please, fuck off and do it on someone else's patch. I don't want to hear any of this "he started it..." etc. bollocks because you've both been guilty of it in time and it takes two to tango. It gets ridiculous after a very short period of time.

Like I said before I'm just amazed by the effort. Honestly, kiddo. This is not an effort, I'm simply whiling away the hours until I go for a meeting. You're a distraction. but come on, seriously, all games and joking aside... why are you such a twatful oik? p.s. Craig the fat jokes are older than you mate, keep up. If Fop and his endless drivel can't rile me you've got no chance. now toddle off won'tcha I'd consider your weight problem to be anything but a joke if I was you Dave.... Any skinnier and you could use me as a 6' wand mate. How's your lass by the way She's still laughing in your general direction

Many congrats Luke... I guess you'll be able to afford more of those shaves now?

slight change in the info over at .com... Bearing that date in mind, I don't expect to see any sneaky previews for at least another month.

in fact.....

Not his life..................but his trophy cabinet is another matter! So according to you, only players who win trophies can be heroes for their clubs? Guess there's a lot of clubs out there with no heroes then. Fans shouldn't love their "underachieving" players if they don't win a trophy? You don't half talk shite sometimes. I thought you were cleaning up your crack? If that's the case, his namesake isn't worth much in terms of acolades can he? Anyway IIRC, Solano was wanted by Liverpool a few years back and chose to come back to Newcastle instead....

Can you not try S&N or whatever it is now What precisely is it now? I remember hearing they got sold off a couple of months back....

Obafemi to Arsenal then? Not good enough for Arsenal. "cuntwatch" Two posts now in quick succession. Banter: minimal Crack: n/a Please try harder. I really don`t think he is. Watched him closely last season and thought he wasn`t bad, but nothing special. Made Reina look a bit of a tit the season before last though didn't he? Also that ball he hit against the crossbar at Anfield in March was phenominal. Should have been there Torres, it was something to see

He'll end up back in the North West IMO. Wouldn't be surprised to see someone like Wigan or Bolton come in for him...

Obafemi to Arsenal then?

Like I said before I'm just amazed by the effort. Honestly, kiddo. This is not an effort, I'm simply whiling away the hours until I go for a meeting. You're a distraction. but come on, seriously, all games and joking aside... why are you such a twatful oik? p.s. Craig the fat jokes are older than you mate, keep up. If Fop and his endless drivel can't rile me you've got no chance. now toddle off won'tcha I'd consider your weight problem to be anything but a joke if I was you Dave....

But...but....but.... we're signing Leighton Baines, aren't we?

Course he did Anal.... he's country have just been humped 4-0 by the Mexicans and he thought "tell you what, i'll call me ol' mucker Alan over in Newcastle..." What a load of shit

I must have hit my head last night, there are far too many things baffling the fuck put of me today. Just what in the Penguin-Fucking Hell are you on about Craig? From your sister's exercise regime... I'd give yourself an hour per session though tbf

Are you taking notes then Fish?

Agreed. He turned down Southampton earlier this year citing those reasons - what difference would a couple of months have made?

Considering the shit a lot of the managers get, can you blame him? I doubt we'll ever see him in management tbh. Sure he's doing his badges but I think that's something he's doing in his spare time more as option to be able to chose to get into management rather than it being the path he wants to take. At the moment, media work seems more suited to him. The media option seems more suited to him ? Are you fucking serious ? The bloke is a walking cure for insomnia ! He's as dull as fuck ! I said 'suited to him'... didn't say 'suited to the viewers'

finally admitting you need one to capture your whole frame are you?

Considering the shit a lot of the managers get, can you blame him? I doubt we'll ever see him in management tbh. Sure he's doing his badges but I think that's something he's doing in his spare time more as option to be able to chose to get into management rather than it being the path he wants to take. At the moment, media work seems more suited to him.

I think this is what's known as karma......