Craig

Dale Trickle = real life legend! Used to love watching NASCAR when he was racing. Whenever they used to go 'full course yellows' it'd snap to an on-board camera angle and you'd see Trickle extract a tab and a lighter from a specially constructed dispenser in his dash! Wondered why they wore open-faced helmets

Anyone else hoping to hell that Woodgate chooses us over Boro for his loan season?

Playing devil's advocate for a second, we were in a similar desperate position rooted to the bottom of the country's second division when our new chairman took a massive gamble on a man who was former captain of his country and who won almost everything there was to win as a player but who had absolutely no managerial or coaching experience... 4 years later, he almost delivered us the Premiership title. Now I'm not saying Sunderland are going to follow the same path but we could end up with egg on our faces if we totally write him off before he's even sat down in the manager's chair...

There's your problem - it's bug-ridden... Retro-fit v7.5 and I bet your transfers start to improve!

I remember that..... Weren't we keeping tabs on Dawson then as well?

fucking hell, has the penny still not dropped? Use this tbh: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...cs&highlite=tbh

It's not hard to work out tbh

Going by the fact that there was a Pennant called 'Jermaine' at Arsenal at the time who had played for the other team from Nottingham, our scouts probably got it all wrong tbh

SSN showed a video clip this evening from back in November last year (probably when Keane left Man Utd) where Niall Quinn was asked if he thought Keane will make a good manager.... "Doubtful!" was his response.......

I'm sure it was he who started it tbh

I think we should leave this one for Sima to answer tbh

Finally I've got mine sorted

2* 186019[/snapback] Sounds like it will be 2 seeing as Martins has only got a dead leg. (Had you forgotten Shola's done his hip then Brock?)

http://astonvilla.biz/content/view/1213/70/

no free lollipop for clearing your plate then? 185964[/snapback] His plate, the blokes next to him, the 3 people's 2 tables down and the dogs bowl. 185965[/snapback] The off to clean the scraps in the kitchen

no free lollipop for clearing your plate then?

Hopefull that's the echos that we're bringing in another left back to replace him...

corrections its: Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! 185683[/snapback] And they have Man Utd at Old Trafford next 185693[/snapback] They're still bigger than us though

Think that should be £200 to every single one of us tbh!

The express is the choice paper of N-O this weekend then? Nice plug about the kitchens too

She started doing a show on Talksport this week - I'm guessing that's where she's off to then?

Aston Villa v Newcastle United v Sunday, 27th August, 2006 Kick Off 14:00hrs Aston Villa from : Sorensen, Hughes, Mellberg, Ridgewell, Samuel, Whittingham, Davis, Barry, McCann, Agbonlahor, Moore, Angel, Taylor, Laursen, Hendrie, Delaney, Djemba-Djemba. Jlloyd Samuel is Aston Villa's major injury doubt, with a thigh injury, so Peter Whittingham stands by. Wilfred Bouma and Gary Cahill are still out but Villa are hopeful Mark Delaney will shake off a virus to play. Newcastle from : Given, Harper, Carr, Babayaro, Taylor, Bramble, Moore, Ramage, Parker, Emre, Solano, Duff, N'Zogbia, Butt, Milner, O'Brien, Pattison, Martins, Ameobi, Luque. New Newcastle signing Obafemi Martins could feature - if his international clearance arrives in time. Shola Ameobi is doubtful with hip and ham,string problems and Craig Moore (knee) is also a doubt but keeper Shay Given will return after a back injury. Referee : Howard Webb (Yorkshire) TV : UK - No live coverage. Overseas - ART Sports 1 Canal+ Sport (D/F/N/S) Sport 2 (Hun) Supersport 3 SA Supersport 6 SA

Short of Paul Gascoigne booking Tony Cunningham in for sunbed sessions..... nah!