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agreed What if those texts are saying 'come over for a sly fuck while the father of your child is out of town'? so thats it? shes fathered someones kid so its no longer alright for her to shag anyone anymore? the kid is carrolls business, she isnt, espceically since taylor had had her before carroll did texts more likely to say "come over for a sly fuck like we used to do" I thought they were still together. Typical charva couple that are perpetually on the brink apparently. If the rumours doing the rounds are true I can see why Carroll reacted the way he did. I'd probably have done the same.

Brilliant thread boys and girls.

Lionel Ritchie? "Hello, will you ever fucking score?"

"Misser Fawlty?"

Fuck this.

Agree with that. He's curbed some of his more bizarre beliefs when warned in the past and I haven't seen anything recently to suggest he's acting in the same manner. He's pretty entertaining when he wants to be too. Leazes on the other hand...his family need to put that twat in a home without the interweb ASAP.

*facepalm* Who the fuck banned him and what for?

SSN reporting that Inland Revenue are 'keen' for Pompy to be wound up.

I wish some cunt had told my teachers. I was sick to the back teeth of being taught about the Tudors, Stewats, English civil war and reading Hamlet, Henry V etc.

You reap what you sew. In this day and age a long history of instituationalised racism in any organisation (apart from the NF/BNP, obv.) inevitably leads to overly PC restrictions.

He's not the first and he wont be the last.

I went to school with the lass who got that done. Munter tbh.

It's just a fucking number. We gave it to Martins so we might as well give it to anyone.

Fat Lamps all the way. Rooney is on fire at the minute, the captaincy could either spur him on or act as a burden. Either way it's not worth the risk. If Gerrard got it I might sack of this World Cup altogether.

He's been rodding another team mates wife too (not Cheryl, although Ashley has had a bash on Bridge's girlfriend too) so I suppose Capello had to.

Skirge I'm surprised he has time to post in between dressing up his dog and ringing bookmakers.

Arsenal a few years back? It pissed down, Titus made his usaul fuckin howler live in front of the nation and Bernard scored a cracker in a pretty good performance which we lost 3-2. And Jenas seemed to do the daftest hand ball ever iirc. Aye In added time, nee cunt around and he decided to punch the ball out of the box. Wanker.

It's possible, the teams aren't going to be willing to put an extra few lapsworth in 'just incase' because they'll lose time so they'll cut it as fine as possible. I imagine we'll see some retirements during the closing laps as we go through the season because of it.

Virgin Racing launched their car today. Unfortunately for them their online stream didn't work and as most of the F1 press were in Spain it took a few hours for photographs to come out. Anyway, here it is.... In other news, it looks like Stefan GP have came up with an innovative way of getting themselves onto the grid - by taking another teams cars. Despite having the backing and chassis of the old Toyota team they have went out and apparently signed a huge deal with Campos Meta's chassis costructor Dallara to buy the intellectual property they've been working on and Campos are struggling to pay for simply to hoy them in the bin. Mad.

I blame Berwick upon Tweed personally.

On a recommendation from this thread, I bought a couple of case-mate 'barely there' covers for my two. Best £15 (each) I've spent for ages. We were staying over at lisa's mums and I left my phone in my back pocket when I was coming to bed. Got undressed on the upstairs landing so as not to wake the bairn up (everyone was asleep I must add at this point ) and put my jeans over the landing bannister. Bounced the iphone off the stairs bannister and down onto the hall floor (laminated. not carpeted) and it slid all the way to the front door. Not even a mark. I thought I'd have killed it. There is no feeling quite like dropping your iPhone, is there? Talk about panic

I'm a non-smoker. Other non-smokers annoy me. Smokers for the win.

Before, during or after he was with us? Because I'm sure if he was here at the time you could've used a lull in crowd to give him an earful. "Oi! Antoine! Tell your young'un to keep the fucking noise down!"

Very sad. RIP.