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*facepalm* Who the fuck banned him and what for?

SSN reporting that Inland Revenue are 'keen' for Pompy to be wound up.

I wish some cunt had told my teachers. I was sick to the back teeth of being taught about the Tudors, Stewats, English civil war and reading Hamlet, Henry V etc.

You reap what you sew. In this day and age a long history of instituationalised racism in any organisation (apart from the NF/BNP, obv.) inevitably leads to overly PC restrictions.

He's not the first and he wont be the last.

I went to school with the lass who got that done. Munter tbh.

It's just a fucking number. We gave it to Martins so we might as well give it to anyone.

Fat Lamps all the way. Rooney is on fire at the minute, the captaincy could either spur him on or act as a burden. Either way it's not worth the risk. If Gerrard got it I might sack of this World Cup altogether.

He's been rodding another team mates wife too (not Cheryl, although Ashley has had a bash on Bridge's girlfriend too) so I suppose Capello had to.

Skirge I'm surprised he has time to post in between dressing up his dog and ringing bookmakers.

Arsenal a few years back? It pissed down, Titus made his usaul fuckin howler live in front of the nation and Bernard scored a cracker in a pretty good performance which we lost 3-2. And Jenas seemed to do the daftest hand ball ever iirc. Aye In added time, nee cunt around and he decided to punch the ball out of the box. Wanker.

It's possible, the teams aren't going to be willing to put an extra few lapsworth in 'just incase' because they'll lose time so they'll cut it as fine as possible. I imagine we'll see some retirements during the closing laps as we go through the season because of it.

Virgin Racing launched their car today. Unfortunately for them their online stream didn't work and as most of the F1 press were in Spain it took a few hours for photographs to come out. Anyway, here it is.... In other news, it looks like Stefan GP have came up with an innovative way of getting themselves onto the grid - by taking another teams cars. Despite having the backing and chassis of the old Toyota team they have went out and apparently signed a huge deal with Campos Meta's chassis costructor Dallara to buy the intellectual property they've been working on and Campos are struggling to pay for simply to hoy them in the bin. Mad.

I blame Berwick upon Tweed personally.

On a recommendation from this thread, I bought a couple of case-mate 'barely there' covers for my two. Best £15 (each) I've spent for ages. We were staying over at lisa's mums and I left my phone in my back pocket when I was coming to bed. Got undressed on the upstairs landing so as not to wake the bairn up (everyone was asleep I must add at this point ) and put my jeans over the landing bannister. Bounced the iphone off the stairs bannister and down onto the hall floor (laminated. not carpeted) and it slid all the way to the front door. Not even a mark. I thought I'd have killed it. There is no feeling quite like dropping your iPhone, is there? Talk about panic

I'm a non-smoker. Other non-smokers annoy me. Smokers for the win.

Before, during or after he was with us? Because I'm sure if he was here at the time you could've used a lull in crowd to give him an earful. "Oi! Antoine! Tell your young'un to keep the fucking noise down!"

Very sad. RIP.

Thank God you don't have long left.

Thats the thing, the Ultras have the right idea but the implementation is all wrong, there needs to be some older heads in there and some new material. Back in my day "Your Support is fucking shit" was never sung, not even to Wimbledon who brought about 100 or so up, back then we abused that fact by singing songs about mini buses and shouting "Taxi". All a bit more comical than simply informing them how poor their attendance/ singing is. More importantly though we only did that when there was a reason, every single game, no matter how many away fans turn up or how loudly they sing, we still hear it sung. To be fair to them I don't even think it's the Ultras, the few I can pick out as members of TU seem to try and inject a bit of variety by singing the old choons. It's the floating fans who turn up every other month or so who don't have a braincell between them that indulge in the cringeworthy, Soccer AM approved 'banter'.

What a way to hit the 10k mark Obviously I'm a young'un compared to you old twats so I wasn't about during the halcyon days of the 70s/80s/early 90s but your description of modern football is spot on. It's sterile. Level 7 does manage to generate an atmosphere of sorts but it's nothing particularly amazing - it's a bunch of charvas singing Geordie Bootboys and Your Support is Fucking Shit x infinity.

Sounds like Smudger was on the warpath that day. Trying to strangle Beye and telling Martins not to answer. Legend. I must have blanked it out because when I was watching the Ashley documentary I got the shock of my life when his greasy mullet appeared on the screen

There must be something in the water. I get in from work and our kid says "I see Leon Best has signed. Is he quick?"

I've heard a few people say he's shit and slightly more saying he was shit until this season when he's came into his own.