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The Fish

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  1. should tell me whether he wants a 99, a calyppo or a Zoom
  2. The Fish

    Rain, Rain

    no ice cream van on the beach numbnut I should know, I was looking hard enough hows work? nice and warm stuck in an office is it? what's that? I didn't hear you over the noise of me opening another Can of Red Stripe
  3. The Fish

    Rain, Rain

    Good News: brilliant weather Bad News: fucking Corn Flies Good News: BEACH Bad News: wet dogs being friendly Good News: BIKINIS!! Bad News: Bikinis on heiffers Good News: walking with your feet in the sea Bad News: Seaweed between your toes Good News: relaxing music on your iPod taking you to a Caribbean island Bad News: coming back to Britain with a bump when you see a whiter than white beer gut hanging over some excessivley tight shorts while the Guts owner wobbles past you...
  4. edam? nevertried that cheese with that sandwich... I'll give it a welly
  5. The Fish

    Rain, Rain

    Beltin, just popped back home to cover meself in factor Asbestos tbh
  6. talks like corn flies don't bother him.
  7. Brock, your sandwich officially blows. :
  8. I can happily report that Ritchie said he was "relying on" you. which is sweet, I think
  9. you what sunshine? banana fritters? dost mine ears deceive me? fritters... made of banana? you're a mutant and should be hung from a great height by your banana fritters tbs tbs
  10. Sleepers. worth watching, I like Hoffman's bumbling lawyer, and DeNiro's Priest. nothing awesome, but good watching none the less. Was gonna watch the Big Red One as well, but I'm knackered and off to bed
  11. it's a deal. however, is it ok for me to substitute philidelphia with... well just about anything else?
  12. true, but what I lack in culinary boundaries I make up for in wonderful concoctions! trust me on the Pringles
  13. The Head? it's fine although my forehead and arms are pretty much brown, whereas the rest of me is still has that delightful milk bottle hue
  14. be careful though Jonny, we're all in trouble if Craig's lightning scar starts itching
  15. aye but to be fair, Dwarf Chess, a drug fuelled gay orgy on a submarine where the sailors ran a train on Rakko's ass were also one of the discussions so I wouldn't be surprised if brock's merkin was missed by a few
  16. maybe, but where's the fun in that?
  17. Big money and Big Tits, what more could a man want? 160248[/snapback] cooking and blowjob expertise?
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