The Fish

it's cathartic ....

I have <---Kyzer Sosay

sick of exams, also my ex-fiance is getting married to a mate in 12 days. women are shit, is my point, I think.

quel surprise the girls thread has devolved into small talk about the weather.

don't like eggs so my mam would make a batch of scotch eggs for the rest of the family and a batch of what she called "Scotches" for me. now before people call me picky or poilt I'll point out that at no point to I ask for special treatment, truth of the matter is I'm her favourite and deserve the special treatment

thankfully I think this fad is waning. and that didn't rip anything to shreads Gemmil, was just a well written opinion. I'm sure people who agree with me and are better at it than I, could "Rip that to shreeds" too. end of the day I think it's dull repetitive shit, as interesting and ground breaking as the latest edition of Heat magazine. The reason Chantelle won, was because she was the underdog (how apt) and the British do like an underdog (up until the point they become succesful, at that time we drag them down.) I just hold this show (and the similar ones) in contempt. Much rather see original comedy/drama or a good documentary.

'mnot a whore. the gadgets not a bad idea, if he's got an iPod, get him some paraphenalia..(sp?) speaker sets, or iTrip, for his car... or a whore GF is not available

borrow a mates baby, turn up at his house with tears in your eyes and say "I can't cope anymore, then push the baby into your ex's hands and peg it!" get a male mate of yours to masturbate into a container, then just before you see him next, pop the goop in your mouth. Give him a nice big sloppy kiss. Write Paedophile in red spray paint over the front door of his house, works even better if you scream "He was only 6 you sick bastard" while you do it.

howay Bassy, own up... what was the channel?

didn't rate the Business. seemed more like a "Made for tv" film. At no point did I feel anything for any of the characters. innumerable volume of better crime/gangster films

get him an "adventure day" you know the type, day in a super car, day in a microlight, day in a hot air balloon, day swimming with sharks.. that kinda thing or a whore

haven't had any problems at all... could it be anything to do with geographic location... do they have servers specifically for one area? <---computer illiterate

shouldn't this be the "Definitive Girls Aloud Poll"

... I ... think I'm being wooshed... but I'm not sure.. I think I'll err on the side of caution.

make sure you get internet access, or that you can work from home. or your own helicopter and Liger

you say cynical, I say experienced.

.. shirley it's just a "fag"?

that's probably cos she's a woman and will no doubt be talking utter crap, with some hidden message that "If we knew her, we'd understand" or something equally proposterous

1. The Broken Pigeon When you dislocate a women's arm and have her give you a handjob with said arm. It looks like a broken pigeon trying to take off. I took my girlfriend to the hospital after we did the broken pigeon. ...

Flamin Cheetofinga (v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this. First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass. Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it

says the gender that declares with willful abandon "You never listen!" which is bollocks, we always listen, we just don;t care.

Where are you, the Moon? 136913[/snapback] he should still get the sun.... perhaps he's in some kind of sub-space?

world cup places always remind me of Blaydon

like you lot would need any encouragement to watch this camp-fest