David Kelly

Did people have the hump with Lee Clark when he came back here because he'd played for the Mackems? No! Have people forgotten what David Kelly did for us because he ended up playing for Sunderland? No! Steven Taylor should shut the fuck up and concentrate on playing football as there's considerable room for improvement... What a tit! David Kelly is the only player wearing that god awfull strip that I can ever remember being applauded at St James'. And throroughly justified it was too. I'm sure there will be some boos but I wouldn't expect it to be massive and as long as he doesn't score/celebrate I would expect it fade out as the game goes on. Keane on the other hand.

In The Valley Of Elah. Another top notch performance from Tommy Lee Jones with a strong supporting cast too (although Susan Sarrandon was a bit underused). It's an interesting look at how being over in Iraq can effect young soldiers as well as being a good dectective story. Dead Reckoning. Pretty much forgotten Borgart film noir that covers all of the bases for the genre (voice over, femme fetale, numerous twists etc) and ends up with a similar feel the The Maltese Falcon (though naturally not as brilliant as that film). Very good and should be recognised along with the other classic noirs.

I preferred the Hansome Furs album to either of Sunset Rubdowns.

I didn't realise when I moved to Jarrow I had to hand my ticket in on the way through the tunnel.

Don't let the door hit you fat arse on the way out.

Did Macky Dee's not choose to start selling salads to corner the Jamie Oliver market? I thought it was because there was a load of fat yanks threatening to sue.

The Smiths - Thre Is A Light and then Thom Yorke - Black Swan

Personally I'm sick and tired of the government taking responsibility away from people for their own actions. McDonalds are forced to sell salads because fat greedy fuckers can't limit their big mac intake and now they want to hit people who enjoy a responsible drink because they won't punish the people sufficiently who wont take responsibility for themselves. It's all wrong.

Very true. TBH I don't really care how much we pay them (they're all on obscene amounts of money anyway) as long as it's not going to bring the club down, which it won't.

Still think it's a very solid album.

Souness is certainly the manager I hate the most. Watching the goals from the 3-2 against the scum and seeing that prick in our dugout made me feel sick. The worst thing about him is the predictability of his incompetance. As soon as he came you knew he would fall out with Bellamy and Robert without any doubt at all. Wanker of the highest order. Wilkinson tenure at the scum has to be viewed (by anyone but us) as a fucking distaster but he won the league with Leeds so it would be difficult to rank him the worst (although that was prior to it being the premiership).

I think I prefered the way they did it with the first two series although the third one definitely had the best episodes. I really lost interets when they lost Red Dwarf.

Really like Dodgeball, Rip Torn is class. He's class in Larry Sanders. Larry Sanders is class. Very true. Unfortunately it's never on these days.

Galaxy Quest is much funnier than Spaceballs. Sam Rockwell is class. Red Dwarf started going down hill after it peak with the third series but still had some real quality moments (particularly Back To Reality in the fifth series) up to the end of series 5. After that it started to plumit with the last two being a fucking travisty. The books are excellent espcially Infinity which I think read in a day (which is probably the only time I've done that with a book that doesn't have pop ups).

Really like Dodgeball, Rip Torn is class. Dead Mans Shoes. First Shane Meadows film I've seen and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Started off like it an epsiode of Shameless (what's al fresco mean?) but then got a lot darker. Paddy Considine was very good in it.

Very true, excellent film.

Shows how much better things are for us at the minute that there is a bit of a feeling of disapointment when we've picked up a draw away to the team that will probably finish sixth. Would have loved to have seen us win but I'm more than happy with the draw and a clean sheet away from home. With the unwashed losing we should have the confidence to go on and twat them next week.

Ferris Beuller is a classic tbf and I wouldn't put it into this catagory.

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. Interesting heist gone wrong film with Philip Seymore Hoffman and Ethan Hawke as two pretty fucking loathsome brothers who try to do a roberby of their parents jewellery store. Good performances from the lead two and Albert Finney as their dad who is also pretty unapealing. I wasn't keen on the structure which kept jumping back and forth in time between the differnt characters but the story and acting is good and it's well worth watching if only for Marissa Tomei getting her kit off.

They live fits perfectly into this catagory. It's fucking awfull but brilliant at the same time. Big Trouble must have been the most fun film ever to make and it comes across too in the performances.

Aye I was going to mention Porky's too. Big Trouble In Little China is one of the best films ever made. Fact!

What do you mean back then, she'd still be top of my milf, probably gilf, list and would still get it at least twice. Me too Seeing Smith has been trying to remake Clerks ever since he made Clerks that could apply to most of his films since, even Dogma is just a a biblical video shop. True but back then she was stunning.

I quite like Geremi actually. He uses the ball a lot better than most seem to give him credit for and has contributed quite a bit towards our goals in the last few games.

China O'Brien Licence To Drive Prayer of the Rollerboys

All enjoyable films. I'm proud to say I've avoided all of the Scary Movies, it seems so redundant to make a parody of a parody. Aye. And I thought 'Scream' was actually canny good. Sream is an excellent film, one of the funniest I've seen come out in years and it also had some craking jumps. Bloodsport and No Retreat No Surrender