David Kelly

I might be up for a few of those. (Although you'll probably end up disallowing some of my choices). How do you want to do it, by PM or just post a list on here?

RIP

Apparently what they do in Iceland right, they kill the shark, chop it up, bury it in the ground for six months and eat the cunt. The shark meat is poisonous if eaten straight away, what's it taste like? Shark is nice, was quite a bit like Marlin from memory. I had some Bison and Gator recently. Both were very nice.

Reading article isn't always a strength of this board

Aimar is probably a more realsitc target than the likes of Van Der Vart or Arshavin and is possibly capable of better than them too. Whether he ever recaputre that type of form is probably questionable though and he doesn't realy fit in with the young up and comers strategy we are supposed to be following. Would be worth a punt at the money they are sugeesting though!

Emanuelle 3? Why are you flogging these HF?

I would agree with this. I think Lennon would be a good signing. People say he hasn't progressed at Spurs but he seems to have been stuck out on the left quite a bit too.

The Rock. Considering Nicholas Cage's downward spiral since Leaving Las Vegas it's actually a pretty entertaining action film. I realised while watching though that Connery improves any film he's in by about 10%. That being the case it's hard to imagine how bad The League Of Extraodinary Gentlemen would have been without him.

We have about as much chance of signing Arshavin as we do Ronaldo. He's fucking brilliant. Mind you with Owen in his new position I'm not sure how we would play them!

So does their left back. Tbh most of the russians look very good.

Ooh ah Tim Carter. RIP Btw how can someone be found dead in the bushes and it not be suspicious?

OK. Who are these "big names". So far as I can see its just an article with the usual shite cliches. He obviously isn't talking about Bramble, Lua LUa, Gavilan, Bellamy, Robert, Jenas, Cort, Viana, Griffin, Solano, Sibierski, Milner, Zoggy, Ambrose, Bernard, O'Brien. Oh aye, the club are trying out a new way of doing things ie look around for young talent which succeeds every time. Its sooper dooper and its brilliant and they should have been doing it all the time. What amazes me is the amount of times these journos spout this stuff, and even more so how long people are taken in by it. They are Owen, Luque, Parker, Emre, Duff, Boumsong, Martins, Smith & Barton. It's there in black and white. Can you not read?

Looks ok, we've certainly had worse!

Depends which pub I was in I suppose. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!

Fast Times At Ridgemount High I don't know if it's just too late for me to watch this now and whether I would have loved it if I'd seen it when I was younger, but I didn't think too much of it at all. Far inferior to similar films such as The Breakfast Club, Dazed & Confused or Ferris Beuler's Day off.

Quite like the colour but from what I can see the design of the strip looks a bit wank.

Fuck Buttons - Street Horrsing Don't know why I stayed away from this from so long. It's very good.

George Sanders is the shit. Reminds me, I've still got to watch Dorien Gray, at David Kelly's suggestion. You must do that, Sanders is possibly even better in it than he is in All About Eve. And that takes some doing. Did you know he killed himself (in Barcelona I think) because he got bored with life, something he'd told David Niven he would do back in the 30's!

Looked absolute quality, mind you so did a few of their players. Interesting to hear he's on about £50k a week at Zenit. Looks like we wouldn't be able to afford his wages either!

The fee or the wages? Wonder what Mort was on about like. The fee, I think. Better that way around, I suppose. As others say though, if Keegan wanted him then should the owner be deciding on his value? There have been a number of seemingly crackpot theories about the actual deal itself (different ways of paying the fee, ownership, selling-on rights etc), I actually wonder if those had anything to do with it. I don't know the details but Keegan was very pissed off, it wasn't just the papers shit-stirring on this occasion. Modric was actually training up here. I think we are in a real mess tbh. None of this is at all looks good for trying to build a team. The current player are bound to know about this and it must surely make them wonder what the fuck is going on.

That worked well didn't it.

More reasons to be worried if true. I really can't figure Ashely out. He spends all this money on buying us and getting rid of the debt but then doesn't seem to want to spend on the team and move to team on. I can't work out what he wants to get out of it all.

I would be reasonably pleased with that but with our current squad and the players we're being linked with I think that's unlikely. I fear a far worse league position with the money other clubs seem to be looking to spend.

That's pretty much a nice summary of my expectation tbf.