David Kelly

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

Not a what?

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work

Apart from the pie at lunch. All the best.

Better than most of your music choices tbh!

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver As in give her one. She's not exactly my dream woman or owt but she'd get it. You should feel guilty about that tbh. Although I do reckon she'd be well dorty.

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver As in would give him one or just like him on the telly? I knew someone would do that Both really!

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver

I quite like Barry Manelow, Mannequin and Carling and Fosters.

Touched a nerve, keep em coming Too fucking right. I'm only 30

Cheeky dwarf fuck!

Bridge would be an excellent signing for us and I would be delighted if this came off. He's the type of fullback who is good at the back but can also support and get beyond the winger and deliver for the forwards. Just what we are desperate for!

I've got that V+'d to watch, might as well delete it Surely if I think it's crap then everyone else will think the opposite? Depends which version you're talking about. The original is canny but I hear the remake is gash. Paris Texas. Truely brilliant. Harry Dean Stanton and Dean Stockwell are both superb but it's worth watching for the beautifull cinematography alone. Reminded me of Thelma & Louise.

Happy birthday bud.

Yes unfortunately. Although the stalker who made it probably isn't!

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

King Of Comedy. Excellent, in terms of style it reminded me quite a bit of Dog Day Afternoon. Hot Fuzz. Good.

Less impressed with paying 2 million for him tbh. Unless we're going to get a deal with Bridge too.

The Chronicle are reporting it as a done deal now.

Good footballer when he's fit. I guess we would have to wait til next year to see though.

That's about the only way I'd be happy with this deal. To sell a player who (if fit) guarantees 15-20 goals a season and replace him with one who struggles to get near double figures would be stupid.

...but soiling yourself at work is okay? Aye, I've done that loads of times

I would quite possibly cum in my pants right here at work is this comes off. Not that I'm in favour of signing injured players.

Are we going to by Viduka from ourselves? No, we are going to look at what players Boyo wouldn't mind seeing paying alongside each other next season. . Is that Rigters any good? I didn't see any of the u21's.

Are we going to by Viduka from ourselves? I do think Defoe could be a very good player for us but I would like to see us go all out and try and sign someone like Huntelaar. We would have more than £20m from the sales of those two in addition to the 'war chest' that Ashley is supposedly providing so we might as well aim high!