Offshore Toon

I'll use this thread to answer a question of my own. How long would it take to get from Liverpool to Newcastle (and vice versa) by train? And how much would it cost?

Slim to none.

If you email the ticket office, they'll help you out. When I contacted them, I think they tried quite hard to make sure I got some because I was coming from Jersey. Since you're coming from Australia, you'll probably get a free car.

That's extremely unprofessional. I would've wanted him to be given a chance, but after that, he can piss off.

Romanians just get excited when there's an excuse for a fight.

What a desperate, desperate man.

That's somewhat reassuring after his comments about us being a stepping stone.

You think I didn't see that? ZOMG that makes you even worse than me. That's not possible.

I can't believe you're bothering to respond to him. He's quite obviously winding you up. Your failure to see this makes you just as bad as him.

Quite a sick thing to say I've seen worse.

Up until yesterday he hadn't.

He has three kids? I didn't see that one coming. I wonder how often he hits them?

Makes it harder to take (playing shite long ball football) when you lose a few games though... Does it? I wouldn't know.

Too many managers have come into this job thinking they have to play "sexy football", and this may have been their downfall. We've fallen too far for me to care how we win. It's simply that we must win.

Papa Bouba Diop.

That goes without saying.

Don't you need to have experienced something to miss it?

lol good 1 mate

You had to be different didn't you? There was me wondering why you'd want Barton in defence.

Which part of it are you struggling with? "Beat". perhaps you shouldn't have used the phrase then if you need it defined for you I do know what it means. Perhaps you shouldn't talk if you're such an idiot. define idiot Idiot \Id"i*ot\, n. [F. idiot, L. idiota an uneducated, ignorant, ill-informed person, Gr. ?, also and orig., a private person, not holding public office, fr. ? proper, peculiar. See Idiom.] 1. A man in private station, as distinguished from one holding a public office. [Obs.] St. Austin affirmed that the plain places of Scripture are sufficient to all laics, and all idiots or private persons. --Jer. Taylor. 2. An unlearned, ignorant, or simple person, as distinguished from the educated; an ignoramus. [Obs.] Christ was received of idiots, of the vulgar people, and of the simpler sort, while he was rejected, despised, and persecuted even to death by the high priests, lawyers, scribes, doctors, and rabbis. --C. Blount. 3. A human being destitute of the ordinary intellectual powers, whether congenital, developmental, or accidental; commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool; a natural; an innocent. Life . . . is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. --Shak. 4. A fool; a simpleton; -- a term of reproach. Weenest thou make an idiot of our dame? --Chaucer. 5. zico martin.

Which part of it are you struggling with? "Beat". perhaps you shouldn't have used the phrase then if you need it defined for you I do know what it means. Perhaps you shouldn't talk if you're such an idiot.

I'd say 1-0 like, Oba for goal. I was thinking more along the lines of 0-0/1-0/Owen/1 tbh What a stupid prediction!

My thoughts exactly.

If both were fit and playing at their best, Duff would be the better player, though.

I see it. Koumas has his hand up in the first picture, but not in the second.