Offshore Toon

Oh bugger.

I'd be dissapointed with 9th or 10th, but that's the absolute minimum in the sense of where I expect us to finish if our whole first team picks up horrible injuries and don't play again for the rest of the season. In Carroll we trust.

Top 10 is the absolute minimum.

It's got more to do with strength.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. Did your dad have many affairs? Does your mother know about these? Worst come back ever - fact! There are many worse. Besides, it's not that bad considering his dad has actually had several relationship whilst married to his mother.

I'm actually really happy about this.

Skyboyuberfanspaccacunt. May I just take this moment to laugh at you having the audacity to call somebody else a cunt.

I personally can't believe it isn't being televised.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. Did your dad have many affairs? Does your mother know about these?

Did your Dad do a lot of stand up, then, or just whenever he needed the cash?

How is Gray a tool exactly? Never understand criticism throw at that man... Yesterday he said that Mikel's sending off wouldn't make it any easier for Man Utd. That's pretty idiotic.

I'm allowed to perv over knobheads if I want to. Don't judge me.

Argentinians? Nah, they were in the same year as me, and one of the lasses was reet canny, like.[/Geordie]

This reminds me of a time when Boca Juniors were playing over here in an under-21 tournament, and a bunch of knobheads were cheering for Argentina.

Yeah, but he's the best fat, skiving, aussie twat around.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/shared/spl/hi...tml/ss_team.stm Is it just me or does he, most of the time, pick people purely because they scored? N'Zogbia was hardly at his best today (apart from when he moved into midfield) and he isn't deserving of his place in there. Anyway, that's all. I hope I've answered the question to "what does Offshore think of Garth Crooks' team of the week?"

Either that or all the walls are hollow.

IT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE because WENGER WILL PUT OOT AAL HIS RESERVES I'm with BarosINtoon, we might as well just not turn up because WENGER WILL PUT OOT AAL HIS RESERVES

Apparently he did this at Valencia and his plan is to keep his top players at their peak until the end of the season and then go on a massive run and sweep up all compeitions.

The refereeing at Old Trafford continues to disgust me. This needs to get sorted.

Benitez.

I seriously doubt he'll be out for over two months.

Alan Shearer has been to Jersey.

I can't see us catching Arsenal any time soon. Their squad has a lot of young and very promising players in it and they're only going to improve. We'd have to spend a lot of money to be where they are in a couple of years.