Offshore Toon

To be fair, some people on the SMB were convinced they were signing van Nistelrooy and Scholes in the summer. Don't forget Forlan, he was nailed on from day one! Duff was practically a Sunderland player before he picked up that injury.

You're an idiot. What was that? Something about the arsehole calling the armpit hairy? Twat why am I an idiot? Because unlike you I'm not running around in a circle crying the sky is falling? You should join me. It's fun.

Reports of Oliver having pictures of Nugent's cock on his phone are accurate. Hahahahahaha...hahhahhaha....hahha...ha...ha. Yeah, you're not funny. Actually, that's pretty funny. I realise that everybody is entitled to their own opinion, but you don't deserve yours.

That's because it is FM 2007 with a shitty new skin, and a database update.

To make Newcastle United look like even more of a shambles.

Reports of Oliver having pictures of Nugent's cock on his phone are accurate. Hahahahahaha...hahhahhaha....hahha...ha...ha. Yeah, you're not funny.

You're an idiot.

Should have downloaded it at half 12 this morning then.

I signed Rafael van der Vaart. £12m, £14m left.

Knowing that we had to blackmail possibly the biggest legend in the club's history to stay at the club doesn't normally make me jump for joy.

How dare you slag off Big Sam like that.

Oh bugger.

http://community.sigames.com/eve/forums/a/...91/m/2592085743 It's up.

Demo should be released tonight, either in 15 minutes (central Europe) or 1 hour and 15 minutes (UK & Ireland).

I had to play it with the keyboard as I couldn't get my sixaxis controller to work on the PC, but it was still fun on 1 beginner. It looks very promising.

I'd be dissapointed with 9th or 10th, but that's the absolute minimum in the sense of where I expect us to finish if our whole first team picks up horrible injuries and don't play again for the rest of the season. In Carroll we trust.

Top 10 is the absolute minimum.

It's got more to do with strength.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. Did your dad have many affairs? Does your mother know about these? Worst come back ever - fact! There are many worse. Besides, it's not that bad considering his dad has actually had several relationship whilst married to his mother.

I'm actually really happy about this.

Skyboyuberfanspaccacunt. May I just take this moment to laugh at you having the audacity to call somebody else a cunt.

I personally can't believe it isn't being televised.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. Did your dad have many affairs? Does your mother know about these?

Did your Dad do a lot of stand up, then, or just whenever he needed the cash?