Offshore Toon

Surely that would be twice as tragic eh? The pram was empty.

It's not so tragic if he crashed into a pram and then slid into a concrete wall because he had drunk 10 bottles of whisky an hour previous.

He has quite a large reputation in Europe. Maybe it's like the Dyer situation? Where other fans think he is a good player.

Well she did marry one.

Quality show. I wouldn't have watched it if it wasn't for study leave, so I suppose there is one good thing in study leave's corner.

So we're agreed? Fiorentina are the biggest yoyo club in history. More so than Sunderland.

Fiorentina? They fell from the Serie A to, well, nothing.

Craig! He's gone to the dark side. Bastard.

Maybe it was to take West Ham's concentration off of a few players.

It says a lot about the West Ham team that are supposedly going to do very well next year when they're bought two of our better players, yet most of our supporters feel we replaced them with better players for less. We'll finish above West Ham next season. No doubt about it.

and you can't see N' Zogbia's left arm. Or his crotch.

Ever since then I've always really liked Barry as a player. He's a model professional.

N'Zogbia doesn't look impressed.

They're loaning him for 2 years with a possibility of signing him for £30m, I think.

Guernsey.

Jersey.

Smith just seems to be angry all the time. That's the only aspect he has to his game.

His Dad talks complete bullshit. I'd love him here if we got rid of another striker. With Carroll putting in some very good performances in the pre-season, I think we're pretty safe up front.

Fuck off. Carroll bottled it, played the ball too far in front of him, and Buffon taught him an embarassing and worthwhile lesson. Fuck off? A great comment to make before challenging a statement. Do you kiss your mother with those lips?

Gentleman or not, he should have been sent off.

It was outside the area.

The challenge was disgraceful. The ref should be banned for life for not sending him off.

Baines will improve a lot over the next few seasons.

After his performance with N'Zogbia, I kind of want Dyer to stay now. They're both running at the defence so well.

I think he's been at them for the last season. Always liked him as a player, scored an absolute screamer against ManU . Also like the fat, rat-faced fella Chelsea had on loan 2 seasons ago. Portugese lad. Maniche? He's at Atletico now. Tiago. Tiago wasn't on loan at Chelsea. Maniche was. Maniche is also fat and has a rat-face.