Offshore Toon

You better be saying that with a hint of sarcasm.

Such words of wisdom, but from a Spud?

Personally I'd much rather watch a bunch of women running around than a bunch of men tackling each other. There's nothing wrong with appreciating the male physique.

It's a lot better than Eastenders. Better yet, why not just have Albert's goal on a constant loop?

Rugby World Cup > Woman's Football in any shape or form.

That was a pretty good choice, though. Owen for England manager!

I've gone from Edinburgh before, and that only took around 2 hours, yet that website says it would take 4. I put it to you all that 'the' website is a liar, and a thief!

Is it worth spending 8 hours on a train every time Newcastle have a home game if I go to Uni around West England? I'd imagine it would be.

Cheers. I have little experience of trains, as there are none in Jersey, but I expected the journey to take 2 hours at most. 3-4 hours is ridiculous. How slow are the trains moving nower days?

I'll use this thread to answer a question of my own. How long would it take to get from Liverpool to Newcastle (and vice versa) by train? And how much would it cost?

Slim to none.

If you email the ticket office, they'll help you out. When I contacted them, I think they tried quite hard to make sure I got some because I was coming from Jersey. Since you're coming from Australia, you'll probably get a free car.

That's extremely unprofessional. I would've wanted him to be given a chance, but after that, he can piss off.

Romanians just get excited when there's an excuse for a fight.

What a desperate, desperate man.

That's somewhat reassuring after his comments about us being a stepping stone.

You think I didn't see that? ZOMG that makes you even worse than me. That's not possible.

I can't believe you're bothering to respond to him. He's quite obviously winding you up. Your failure to see this makes you just as bad as him.

Quite a sick thing to say I've seen worse.

Up until yesterday he hadn't.

He has three kids? I didn't see that one coming. I wonder how often he hits them?

Makes it harder to take (playing shite long ball football) when you lose a few games though... Does it? I wouldn't know.

Too many managers have come into this job thinking they have to play "sexy football", and this may have been their downfall. We've fallen too far for me to care how we win. It's simply that we must win.

Papa Bouba Diop.

That goes without saying.