Offshore Toon

'Mon the Gillespie.

Answer the question.

I'll give you £100.

The "other board"? Aye, the 'other board'. The one I PMed you about. What's with this hatred of Ian Poterfield? Is it because he was the Mackem's 'keeper? I'd love to see what your past experiences are with Mackem's since you live in Jersey. Like it or not he's considered by a vast amount of fans a footballing legend, because him and that Sunderland side embodied what the FA Cup was and still is all about. You came on here and made yourself look like a twat. The Dugout? I'm not sure if you saw me post much on there, then. I saw you post loads on there, man Last I remember you got dubbed 'Offshore Tool' and banned for being such a knobhead I got banned for challenging authority. I'll be back soon enough. What was your username, anyway?

u vile cunt hes dead and from the bottom RIP with no sarcasm or anything even if he was a mackam hes died show sum bloody respect u tit So because somebody dies, I should show them respect? R.I.P. Hitler, then. My deepest sympathy for Stalin, as well. Whilst we're at it, I'll give a shout out for all the terrorist bombers. I won't give my respect purely for somebody because they've died. That would be completely moronic, "u tit". I am just in the first page and have not read it all but you are a cock of the highest order and it fills me with satisfaction to think that you have a shitty job with no future and no enjoyment at all. And a personal life to match that of the sorriest smack head around. me or offshore the fucking knob head How dare you talk to him in such a hypocritical tone?

The man knows nothing about football.

I'm all for women footballers, just not the ugly ones.

Come on Scotland!

Going off the stats from SkySports when Barton signed, the midfielder who created the most chances was Emre. Barton made three times as many chances as our whole midfield put together, though.

u vile cunt hes dead and from the bottom RIP with no sarcasm or anything even if he was a mackam hes died show sum bloody respect u tit So because somebody dies, I should show them respect? R.I.P. Hitler, then. My deepest sympathy for Stalin, as well. Whilst we're at it, I'll give a shout out for all the terrorist bombers. I won't give my respect purely for somebody because they've died. That would be completely moronic, "u tit". I am just in the first page and have not read it all but you are a cock of the highest order and it fills me with satisfaction to think that you have a shitty job with no future and no enjoyment at all. And a personal life to match that of the sorriest smack head around. I'm in year 13 and getting ready to go to University. So, yeah.

The "other board"? Aye, the 'other board'. The one I PMed you about. What's with this hatred of Ian Poterfield? Is it because he was the Mackem's 'keeper? I'd love to see what your past experiences are with Mackem's since you live in Jersey. Like it or not he's considered by a vast amount of fans a footballing legend, because him and that Sunderland side embodied what the FA Cup was and still is all about. You came on here and made yourself look like a twat. The Dugout? I'm not sure if you saw me post much on there, then.

The "other board"? Shame, that.

Since you didn't get it the first time (no prizes for those who guessed that this would happen), I'll refer you to the quote in this post. This makes my point. Stupid fucking spaccacunt.

Don't act like you know me.

u vile cunt hes dead and from the bottom RIP with no sarcasm or anything even if he was a mackam hes died show sum bloody respect u tit So because somebody dies, I should show them respect? R.I.P. Hitler, then. My deepest sympathy for Stalin, as well. Whilst we're at it, I'll give a shout out for all the terrorist bombers. I won't give my respect purely for somebody because they've died. That would be completely moronic, "u tit".

And you still insist you're not one and the same person? Don't most lasses support Liverpool? Just dirty, thieving chavs. No offence.

You better be saying that with a hint of sarcasm.

Such words of wisdom, but from a Spud?

Personally I'd much rather watch a bunch of women running around than a bunch of men tackling each other. There's nothing wrong with appreciating the male physique.

It's a lot better than Eastenders. Better yet, why not just have Albert's goal on a constant loop?

Rugby World Cup > Woman's Football in any shape or form.

That was a pretty good choice, though. Owen for England manager!

I've gone from Edinburgh before, and that only took around 2 hours, yet that website says it would take 4. I put it to you all that 'the' website is a liar, and a thief!

Is it worth spending 8 hours on a train every time Newcastle have a home game if I go to Uni around West England? I'd imagine it would be.

Cheers. I have little experience of trains, as there are none in Jersey, but I expected the journey to take 2 hours at most. 3-4 hours is ridiculous. How slow are the trains moving nower days?