Offshore Toon

How is Gray a tool exactly? Never understand criticism throw at that man... Yesterday he said that Mikel's sending off wouldn't make it any easier for Man Utd. That's pretty idiotic.

I'm allowed to perv over knobheads if I want to. Don't judge me.

Argentinians? Nah, they were in the same year as me, and one of the lasses was reet canny, like.[/Geordie]

This reminds me of a time when Boca Juniors were playing over here in an under-21 tournament, and a bunch of knobheads were cheering for Argentina.

Yeah, but he's the best fat, skiving, aussie twat around.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/shared/spl/hi...tml/ss_team.stm Is it just me or does he, most of the time, pick people purely because they scored? N'Zogbia was hardly at his best today (apart from when he moved into midfield) and he isn't deserving of his place in there. Anyway, that's all. I hope I've answered the question to "what does Offshore think of Garth Crooks' team of the week?"

Either that or all the walls are hollow.

IT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE because WENGER WILL PUT OOT AAL HIS RESERVES I'm with BarosINtoon, we might as well just not turn up because WENGER WILL PUT OOT AAL HIS RESERVES

Apparently he did this at Valencia and his plan is to keep his top players at their peak until the end of the season and then go on a massive run and sweep up all compeitions.

The refereeing at Old Trafford continues to disgust me. This needs to get sorted.

Benitez.

I seriously doubt he'll be out for over two months.

Alan Shearer has been to Jersey.

I can't see us catching Arsenal any time soon. Their squad has a lot of young and very promising players in it and they're only going to improve. We'd have to spend a lot of money to be where they are in a couple of years.

Just around the corner from Dave's video shop.

Ameobi and Smith are fairly average players, to be honest.

It might actually help his first touch.

You can't blame him at all for taking the money that was on offer. He is set for life, now, and so are his children, and their children. That said, he looked quite good at first, but after that he obviously didn't try at all and he can be as honest as he likes in as many articles as he wants, but I won't start liking him any time soon.

For Sportsmen, their life becomes disinteresting once they retire, so as long as they're retired, it's normally fine.

Old boy rattles Rovers Led by former Newcastle defender Nicos Dabizas, Larissa knocked a dent in the UEFA Cup aspirations of Blackburn on Thursday. A 2-0 First Round, first leg success in Greece leaves Mark Hughes's side with it all to do at Ewood Park in a fortnight. However that venue hasn't always been a good one for Nicos - who was red-carded there in 2002 when playing for the Magpies. Next up this evening it's the turn of Temuri Ketsbaia, who sends his Anorthosis Famagusta side out at White Hart Lane in the same competition.

Half Time Score: 2-0 Full Time Score: 4-2 First Goalscorer: Milner And for 5 bonus points how many ex newcastle players will start the game? 2

Amen to that.

I'm always applying for jobs, mainly just to see if I can get them.

He should be put down.

His England duty is over, so now he can sit in the injury room until the next call up.