Offshore Toon

Just around the corner from Dave's video shop.

Ameobi and Smith are fairly average players, to be honest.

It might actually help his first touch.

You can't blame him at all for taking the money that was on offer. He is set for life, now, and so are his children, and their children. That said, he looked quite good at first, but after that he obviously didn't try at all and he can be as honest as he likes in as many articles as he wants, but I won't start liking him any time soon.

For Sportsmen, their life becomes disinteresting once they retire, so as long as they're retired, it's normally fine.

Old boy rattles Rovers Led by former Newcastle defender Nicos Dabizas, Larissa knocked a dent in the UEFA Cup aspirations of Blackburn on Thursday. A 2-0 First Round, first leg success in Greece leaves Mark Hughes's side with it all to do at Ewood Park in a fortnight. However that venue hasn't always been a good one for Nicos - who was red-carded there in 2002 when playing for the Magpies. Next up this evening it's the turn of Temuri Ketsbaia, who sends his Anorthosis Famagusta side out at White Hart Lane in the same competition.

Half Time Score: 2-0 Full Time Score: 4-2 First Goalscorer: Milner And for 5 bonus points how many ex newcastle players will start the game? 2

Amen to that.

I'm always applying for jobs, mainly just to see if I can get them.

He should be put down.

His England duty is over, so now he can sit in the injury room until the next call up.

Ameobi is getting more stick than the likes of Butt and Smith because Ameobi has been doing this week in, week out for seasons, now.

The coverage leading up to Kenny Miller's goal was the stuff dreams are made of.

Butt showed his age last night. A new contract is the last thing we should be offering him.

Nothing on Sopcast. http://www.fsicrew.info/forums/showthread.php?t=6333

SO is right. Stop wasting time and get a job you tax-dodging layabout.

I like that the FAI were suspicious all along and actually tracked down his Grandma. That must have been an awkward phone call.

Harper has hit a bit of form, and what kind of a manager would Sam be if he rewarded him by putting him back on the bench? Shay has had his own way for too long, even if he is the better 'keeper.

In fairness, the hard part was always going to be picking him up.

Srsly?

Leave him alone, he's half Welsh.

I'm hardly "dragging up" the thread, since it was only half way down the page, if that. Now, I may be a bit of a cunt on the internet, but I'm nothing compared to you. At least I don't try to act like a normal person, where as you try desperatly to fit in, but you still come across as a cunt. I pity you. I really do.

Bravo to most of you. Very amusing.

We're not too fond of you either. We're too rich to like commoners like yourself.

Surely that contradicts everything you have just said? I think all that sunshine has gone to your head.