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he looks MINT unpredictable, two footed, tricky, jinky, finds net, wrong foots keepers; new Pedro?

from nufc.com© The Super Eagle has landed Our man in the duty free reports that a plane carrying Obafemi Martins touched down at Newcastle Airport around about 1.30pm on Thursday. (The player is a Nigerian International, playing for the team known as the Super Eagles)

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Crivens; A Scots expression of surprise or shock. Crivens! Ma kilt's on fire! www.urbandictionary.com

getting sponsored by 'taities next year?

what about the £70 that'll cost in vin?

playing through fear. all well and good but what about tactics? 'Just fuckin do his knee in man ya fuckin pussy'. Sunlun to lose fair play league AND get relegated. Brilliant.

Turn it over then ??? 183853[/snapback] Nah, it'll get some of my anger out 183859[/snapback] I would watch it so I could shout at the telly for a bit but the other half is busy scouring all the sports channels for news of "his teams" new manager.. 183862[/snapback] Roy Keane? Probably a good catholic school madeth the man.

when did sunlun last win?

Would you venture to predict a riot?

Scum to go down with scum. marvellous. World class manager? World class summit. Toys out of prams bonanza.

Got to admire the man, 73, ongoing cancer scares, just wants to get back to work. Good luck fella.

You are our Obafemi Nay one knows the age of you You are our one and only until Chelsea see you too

Have a few bits n pieces, clearing house as new tenants have their own furniture. If you want anything you can pick it up this saturday or sunday 2*double matresses, decent quality, condition okay, not shabby. Nay pissy stains. 2* sofas, both blue (actually one is cream with blue covers) - one two seater one 3. both in decent nick. one side table, dark wood with metal brackety bits gothic style I think. probably better than it sounds. one double pine wardrobe. nowt wrong with it. metal computer desk IKEA style there's prolly some other stuff but I won't know till I get up there. PM me if you may be interested. Cheers

surely it's likely the share prices will go up no matter whether this talk of a takeover has any substance or not though. Isnt it just about perception? 183406[/snapback] They dont usually jump up 30p in a month, they usually go up down 1p When shares first came out how much were they? 183551[/snapback] I believe they launched at £1.35, peaked not much above that (£1.45?). In 2002 they were hovering around 20 pence! I have some, not a great investment but I didn't really expect them to be. However my Deutsche Telekom shares have performed far worse. Better luck on the bandits tbh.

PS have a great holiday mate, good accent in New Jorsey?

Belle and Sebastian. ffs. It's just a shadow of the people we should be Like a garden in the forest that the world will never see Stuart Adamson RIP Poet genius.

that's great. wonder if Anal's read it? can we have a whip round to put it in the chronic classifieds?

seemingly it's for general dissent.

In the hunt for a good thread..... A few years ago I made the terrible mistake of finishing my studies at Sunlun university, the reasons for this are complex, suffice to say I didn't realise just how redneck those red n whites are. I was there for about three years and in that time regularly had to deal with the police/insurance companies/random fights etc. I was attemptedly mugged/randomly attacked/ abused for wearing a suit, for reading a book, for driving my car ON THE ROAD NORMALLY. That poor car was repeatedly attacked by people walking past (it was an old shit heap anyway), etc etc etc. Now I actually wish I'd documented all these incidents as I'm sure I've forgotten how many wrong things happened there. It'd probably be the makings of a horror novel. Once I saw a gang of young lads walking along the street playing with their cocks. I kid you not, and wish I had forgotten that one. One thing that comes to mind...was living in a top floor flat on a victorian terrace. The house next door was empty for while and during this time some fucker broke into it - found nothing I'd imagine, then had the bright idea to climb in the loft, then TORE DOWN the bricks between the lofts, crawled into ours and nicked a few bits n pieces we were storing up there. When the police came round (on this occassion) they noticed what a good view our lounge had to look down the street to a notorious dealer's house, they asked if we'd allow an observation post. Erm, no. Thanks. Nice area obviously. On a positive note I was insured and managed to get a holiday out of it, bit of white collar crime, filthy skunk. My poor car was eventually written off FROM THE INSIDE by some twunt who broke into it and couldn't hotwire it so climbed into the boot, grabbed the wheel brace and proceeded to smash it up whilst sitting inside. He was arrested but the bastard police wouldn't let me know who he was. Some fucker crashed into me in a different car and after we swapped details and he admitted guilt (hit me from behind - no question of blame) he came round to my place of work (followed from home?) to try and intimidate me into not claiming on his insurance and I was making it up etc etc, my wife was lying on the sofa for a week in whiplashed agony. CUNT. Daft bastard reckoned he had been stalking me and had video footage of me excercising on a works day out in Grasmere, something I'd never done! Always wondered if he'd randomly stalked someone else or had just watched too many movies. Once someone knocked on my door and asked me if I 'kna if thes any flats round here been gettin?' so I did get some laughter out of living there. A friend of mine came to visit and when I opened the door I asked him where he had parked, he gesticulated down the street unfortunately in the general direction of a young mother with pram who took exception to this. She screamed across the road at us 'What are yee fookin lookin at, I'll fuckin knack yas!'. I remember when the Pantene Pro-V was taken off the shelves in Kwiksave as the kids had worked out if you cook it up and inject it you got a speed like hit. They were going in there and nicking bin bags opening them up and emptying the shampoo off the shelf - only that shampoo. discerning lunatics. Like I said I've probably forgotten a lot it. Helluva place. I have lived all over the north east, many parts of the UK (I lived in The Meadows in Nottingham - the first part of the country where cops on the beat wore guns routinely - lovely people there by comparison). I lived all over Oz and travelled far, wide and long on this wonderful planet. Nowhere is a shit as Sunderland imho. And let me make it clear I am talking about the attitude of the morons there. There are morons everywhere but the mackems take it to a their own unique level. Incidentally some of my best mates are mackems (have all left the city though), and there are some good people there, fuck knows why they haven't left though. I'm not bitter, honest, just thought this might spark a thread better than some of the cheese related ones doing the rounds.

Jesus crapt! I bet they've spawned some nasty threads.