walkinthedog

One from your private collection Wacky?

I paid £13 to go on the boat for NYE in 1989. It was utter dog smeg so I nicked the doormans clicker on the way out.

how much?!! ffs, I remember when you could buy a 3 Trainstation's for that.

the only thing I've been on is the fucking news.

Sorry marra, but the fact of the matter is unless you're of legal age then getting in anywhere will be tough. Not our fault that you're not old enough now, is it? 193367[/snapback] aye, get pissed ootside of your local spa and listen to choons on yer banging mobile like all the other yung uns man

can't guarantee you'll get out alive, obviously.

When in Asia and India I got into the habit of just using my left hand and then washing it off. Now I'm reaping the benefits by saving at least £40 a year on bogroll. This is money I can then spend on anti-bacterial soap, self help meetings and wart cream.

what about the £70 that'll cost in vin?

Couldnt stretch to a rabbit hutch but would happily part with the small kennel my dead dog used to live in. 182930[/snapback] awww...sorry my rabbit's psychic and no killer, he'd never forgive me. Where IS my coat?

have you seen that Father Ted? I'll just tap it out with a hammer.

I recently moved to London and more recently bought a car so I can escape when I wish....I want to service the car and am wondering if anyone on this board can offer a recommendation of a trustworthy mechanic/garage who won't take my eyes out and piss in the holes. I'm in Crystal Palace fyi. cheers

to yank this back on track... I've got the original 12" single of psycho killer, bought it in the market in durham in 1985, it is so rare that it's buy now for £5.99 (£1.75p&p) on ebay. Would consider swap for rabbit hutch ono

This thread has inspired me to reload the whole lot onto my mp3 player. cheers for that!

These are my favourite band, saw Byrne in 2002 in the toon - absolutely awesome, played a great mix of solo and heads stuff, cracked on with the audience with great humour and got people on stage to join him singing. Legend. My favourite album changes with my moods, but the first side of Remain in Light is fantastic, thats the one I stick on when all else fails.

Hicks is, apparently, the comedians comedian. Huge balls and hilarious. He didn't just witter on about smelly people on buses and wanking with your wrong hand he made people think. Still missed. I've seen Noble twice and he is very clever, totally silly and absolutely hilarious. Not sure about his longevity though. An australian comedian called Dave Hughes, very dry. Bobby Thomson first comedian I ever heard, fucking great 'Whey man they're dropping bombs not pork pies!' Class. Jasper Carrot is a nobber. Saw Jack Dee once, I was in the front row in uncontrollable hysterics and he (sarcastically) asked me if I was alright. My sides really did hurt the next day.

Mountain Man: What do you want to do now? Toothless Man: [grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he? Mountain Man: Ain't that the truth. Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good.

The smilie is thataway! 175614[/snapback] tbh 175632[/snapback] Babylon 5 is without doubt the most ambitious tv series ever. 175637[/snapback] Fort Boyard, shirley?

Lad: Nah, just a couple of slices.

these go up to eleven..

Marmalade - SoaD

Dave's not here man!

Ideal if it's not already been mentioned. best comedy for yonks.

missed that one - was it a later Michael Jackson promo vid? 174695[/snapback] lol The Wanderers 'Don't fuck with The Wongs'