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You fuckers are wierd. I didnt even realise she had hands!

If we get anything from the game, will those there please sing at the end "Stick your record up your arse!".

My fear is that the club will want him to sign for less wage to fit into their new structure. He will want to sign for at least the same if not more given his form. I do think he would be snapped up by a few clubs given the opportunity.

How do you know she isnt shaved?

Wrong thread, how the fuck did I do that

New shola song to the tune of Psycho Killer (talking heads) "Mackem Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better Run run run run run run run away OH OH OH AY AY AY AY AY WOO!"

Hope so like.

Nee Keeley Hazel though like.

Aye. Out it seems. Is a shame but Shola should be in. Mock if you like but he has a good record against them More of a concern is who will partner him? I can see him going with Best tbh. Gosling rumoured to be on the bench.

This is an oft quoted and somewhat shocking allegation. Can someone get the BBC to investigate or something? It's all about "our taxes went to payah for them" the one big issue they had was we got the metro in 1980 and they didn't get it till 2002. The fact is the vast majority of people in Newcastle don't have a metro station. The nearest one to me is 5 mile away at Bank Foot, its a system for people in the East of the toon and North Tyneside. The people that matter, in other words The Metro was cracking when I lived at Forest Hall and Longbenton like. Shite now though

After I took the piss that it's the only thing they have that we don't one of them comes out with that pmsl mackems man honestly you could not make them up, at least 40 years behind us in everyway development wise and I don't just mean the bricks and mortar of buildings, attitudes, everything. As a breed of people I doubt there is any in the UK so bitter towards another area. The (cheesy) chip on their hunched shoulder is so fucking big it could feed their fat fucking family of 7 for a month. The place is a Dump. Course Newcastle has dogy area's. But for every Elswick we have a Gosforth. For every run down shack we have stunning architecture. Sunderland and the neighbouring area's are rat ridden dumps all in. I think there is one decent area that I can think of. The "City" centre is laughable and comparable to the likes of Stockton. In fact, the gene pool is likely shared with somewhere like Stockton. But, for all the place is one big dump, it could be improved with investment (over a few decades) whereas the people as far as I can see will never ever shake this obsession and bitterness towards the main NE City.

man thats ridiculous!!!! I'm with British Gas too... I presumed I could just leave at any point after a year as would have a rolling contract?! So how do I know when my contract "expires" again if I want to leave? I think with domestic they roll it on for a month. Id check though. Certainly business they add another year. Wankers.

One of my favourites has to be Time by Pink Floyd. In particular: And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Fucking hell, the ignorance is astounding.

Why not just buy a PS3 then you can keep them all on a shelf rather than a garage full?

British Gas. Fucking Wankers. How a roll over contract can be legal is beyond me. "To get out of contract with us you must tell us on a tuesday, before 5pm but not before 4.59pm. Oh and you will be on hold for 5mins that doesnt count. Plus we want it in writing. Recorded." Fuckers.

Bruce man. Seriously what a twat

One springs to mind. I've a few mates that live down in cheshire. Was on the piss with one of them and after a skinfull we decided to go and see the other one. We stopped at the first lads house first to pick up some cling film, tape and tomato sauce. Got to his house and while I was strategically squirting sauce on his car (thin line along the windscreen wiper and then under his door handles), the other lad was putting cling film and tape across his front door. We seen the next door neighbour clock us (it was around midnight) and pick up the phone. We were giggling like school lasses and the lad who's house it was suddenly opened his door and came running out with a bat thinking we were nicking his car. He ran straight into the tape as we stood pissing ourselves at him. We had a laugh and moved on. Didnt tell him about the sauce but he did ring the next day calling us all the twats and after getting his (and his wife's) hands covered in sauce he didnt know about the windscreen till he was down the road and it smeared on his window This was about 7-8 years ago when I was around 30...

Be good to get another option in the squad. Interested to see what this lads like after mixed reports.

Is good advice for most images as well. Insects, plants, children & pets. All look better at their level.

You know the dog is wearing a coat thing right?

Happy Birthday Wellsy