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Quite amusing when you sit for ages and she starts to do her own thing to get your attention and eventually starts to strip

I just didnt get having Guthrie, Butt, Nolan and Smith on the field at once and keeping it like that when they went down to 10 men? I've seen more creativity giving Hawkins a paint brush.

Ashleys not our chairman. Dekka is. He's not like. Officially Dekka is, but we know he's a puppet.

First 20 seconds or so of Come As You Are - Nirvana

Maybe this Or is that too "normal" and answer for this thread?

He could do a job at this level

No multi-task, no flash, 1024 4:3 screen? hardly innovation.

Making big people near you look like Dwarfs carrying iPhones.

I would. I don't even want to celebrate promotion, we're Newcastle United. Everyone was playing it down at the start of the season "I'd take 12th tbh" "21st would do me mate" to me I knew we'd be at the top, 2nd was the bare bones requirement for me, and when you look at our wage bill compared to anyone elses, it must be treble the next side(?), promotion isn't a great achievement. We don't deserve a trophy for this. Id agree. Also dont you think 1st would allow the club an element of complacency.

I offer it for my employees. We pay them £400pm. £0.40/m <10,000 mile then £0.25/m >10,000 mile April ~ March. For £350 they have to cover everything. Tax, MOT, Insurance, servicing etc. What they don't get is taxed on their income for having a benefit in kind (Car). A rule of thumb is usually if you do high mileage its worth it but if you dont do much mileage its not. Dont ask me when mileage becomes high Also be aware that to run these schemes you have to have good record keeping of your journeys each day. Also you can't claim from home to work and back again if you have a fixed place of work. Leases are ok, but you might get tied into a 3 year deal. Depends on the kind of car you want really. can be cheaper picking up a 1yr old motor with a bank loan. Edit - Oh, and despite the rise in fuel costs, the mileage rate has never changed in years (it is meant to cover mileage and wear and tear)

Will people hurry up and post more in this thread to get that fucking picture off the page

There's only 542 Mike Williamson's (according to the phone book) Only 542 Miiiike Williamsons... Edit - Ah you said decent....

I cant grow a proper beard. Well, it grows in quick thick and fast around my neck and chin, but doesnt really grow on my cheeks. Plus it gets itchy as fuck. I usually let it grow during the week and shave at a weekend When I was a kid I thought shaving was cool. Now I find it a big pain in the arse. Hence I let it grow mid week. Never that bad though, growth of a teenager tbh.

Not much at 8.25am. I have however not long had a Medium Roast Tassimo coffee as I was driving into work.

Best get used to it. This. Thing.

Burst starfish?

The last pic ..... genius!

Twat

Not the same service though? Thats just an online shop and they dont do chilli almonds As far as i can tell, Graze is an online shop where you don't actually get to choose what you're buying. Exactly! The anticipation of what will arrive is part of it! (its like lovefilm but for food - no, not pizza) I'm in the wrong business. Who here wants to send me £3 a week and I'll send you something in the post. It could be a tinned product on the turn, or it could be a wanking tissue. The possibilities are endless. Talking about money for old rope reminds me, a lad at the match was telling me last night that people go on ebay and pay £250 for a thousand facebook friends, or a few thousand xbox live gamer points. Unfuckingbelievable. ok, you're a teeny bit missing the point, but hey ho. I buy nuts/seeds anyway, but these are nicer nuts/seeds and also other things. Its letting me try what I fancy and not get what I dont want. Its taking away my need to shop for them in Asda and break up the packs into little amounts for work or leave open bags on my desk for a week. Yes, Im lazy, yes its about £1 more expensive each week. But its also getting me things I cant buy from Asda etc. Its a bit like people who pay a bit more for chopped up carrots rather than just buying carrots is it not? Or a fruit salad from Asda when its cheaper to buy the fruit and make your own.

Very professionally put that man Can you imagine saying to your lass "Nah, lets go against the advice of the doctor and not get jab. Why? Because I read someones own opinion on a football forum"

In fairness like, I've just assumed they were his kids. Need to check the missing list tbf.

Not the same service though? Thats just an online shop and they dont do chilli almonds As far as i can tell, Graze is an online shop where you don't actually get to choose what you're buying. Exactly! The anticipation of what will arrive is part of it! (its like lovefilm but for food - no, not pizza)

Not the same service though? Thats just an online shop and they dont do chilli almonds