JawD

Easy if you have fifa

Got some right Ape's here like. How the fuck you shave your back Ive got no idea. Unless attaching the shaver to a back scratcher. Puts a different slant on going to the barber and asking for a Short back and sides (then pushing the lass away saying "not me heed man I said me back and me sides").

Meh. Summing up my current apathy towards England and the qualifiers...

About 15 years ago I shaved my chest before going on holiday. The regrowth was agony / ichy. Due to that, I'll never shave anywhere again ever, unless I have no option. IE my face. So no, there's no clippers going near my bollocks. Neanderthal I may be. Ug.

Yeah, I know what you mean. That's why I went for the pyjamas for a 3-6mth old. The little mite's only 3wks 2days old so it gave him a bit of time in it. Pyjamas are a bit cheaper than the real thing too He'll be wearing it this Saturday too when I nip to the pub to watch it with my Scouse mate. He'll be out with his Mum like, not at the pub with me; before some smart arse points that out All in all though, (Mastercard stylee) £15 for the pj's, £5 postage (robbing gets) £2 for the number. Watching the derby with your son in your colours = priceless How your little 'un JawD sleeping yet? Aye, after the first few weeks of getting up a couple of times during the night he is fine now. Last feed is around 11-12 and his first in the morning around 6-7AM. He then feeds around 5 times a day in between taking about 4-6oz each time. One of the best things so far, coming in from work and seeing the wee fella smiling his face off at ya. Worst so far, getting up at 4AM and having to change an exploded nappy. though in fairness wor lass does the majority of "Code Browns" He's nearly 8 weeks now though like.

Nice one Ive not gone as far yet knowing how quick he'd grow out of it. Quietly plotting to do it soon though

Yup, I also fell into that trap. Bastid.

Also its charges via your PC (USB) or charger that plugs in. Cant comment on the headphones though as I dont use am and wor lass used a different set when she was using it at the gym.

Move house Edit: or just dont answer the door when it comes back

Ive had MP3s for a while and since getting an Ipod never looked back. Ive got the old 20GB one permanently in my car and bought a nano for wor lass. Even 8GB Is a good size if you just want it for music and not vids. Once its set up its easy to drag music between your PC and the Ipod.

Aye a good level headed read that like.

Sky+'ing it, sounded canny like.

That sand must knack when they slide across it.

If all premier league games this season finished before they'd started we'd be joint TOP! FACT!

Im willing to wait the season before running around hands in the air shouting for change (yeah I actually do that you know....). Things arent right at the moment. I think we perhaps have the players (bar some creativity in the centre of MF to create for the front) but for me its the system. Sam doesnt know his best players or how he wants them to play yet in my opinion. It is worrying that we have dropped points in the manner we have against the teams we have and Im not sure Im looking forward to when we play the Arsenals and ManUs, esp in their current form. Still, we have improved with Sam and its early (very early) days. I dont like the football we play but if (IF) we start heading back up the table I'll accept it. If we play that football and head down the table though then I think many who are being patient will turn. For those starting to kick names up already I think should A) Get a grip B ) Not look side ways at the likes of Hughes.

Was discussing that yesterday. I dont doubt Owens ability. I doubt our ability to create for him with our current style of play. If Sam doesnt know his besrt players or how he wants them to play, what chance have the players got?

1-1 though Im quietly hoping for more...

Shhhh! achmed

Um, no Mackem friends though couple at work. Not sure the relevance of the postcode given that people move house like but currently NE11.

Surely cats make more of a wail and dogs are stronger so Id think it was right. I wouldn't fancy waiting on the fire engine being pulled by a cat if I was on fire.....

You need players with a bit about them in a Derby so I wouldnt start with Owen and MArtins as I reckon they'd be crowded out. Equally you need players to keep their heads. So that rules out Smith. We have missed some strength up front so I reckon Viduka and Owen to start with Martins on the bench. Hopefully will suit our style more (what ever our style is these days) as with Viduka out, the service to Owen/Martins has been woeful.

Fair play to the lad but I reckon he should jump at a move and promise of first team football. He never reached the heights he promised with us, a better player in Europe than in the Prem I reckon.

Id take a draw like. Though we should be up for it given our last display, will be interesting to see just how they do react. We have the better side player for player, but we're just not clicking. What they lack in skill they make up for in tenacity and that could be our undoing. I reckon it will be close like. Cnts.

Still no images..... Standards are dropping like lads