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Class Didnt get to listen to it all, but got as far as Division Bell (about 30mins in). Good selection from a canny range of albums so far like. Got a bit of practice with my hollaring in for tomorrow night

He says yes! Just burned to a CD as we speak so I can stick it on in the car on the way to work Be back in 45 mins

Bob

4.9741379310344827586206896551724 mph (average speed, taking into account tab breaks and the odd stop for a crap like) Why stop for a crap? Bobbin' jobby kinda thing.

Yeah, I was shown it as Paris to NY. But you know, I added Newcastle to be lercal lyke

Only a twat with a myspace logon would know that though tbf. What he said and yes, swimming all that way would be tiring

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will top standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day banging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No", she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn".

Dont know if you have used this function. But go to Google and select the maps tab. Now search for New York to Newcastle upon Tyne. It cleverly now shows you the route to take. So much so, when you do this look at step 23

Broken leg after a sword fight?

I thought that was an image from next season at SJP for a moment

Sadly I will also renew. My head (and wife) think Im mad for showing the club support in this way but thats just it. We're not supporting the chairman/manager or whatever but the club whether they are there or not. Its a pretty sad statement and one the club know only too well. Am I a mug? Yes. In no other way would I buy crap year after year and put up with it. But, I do know someone who is giving up a box and also a couple of people who are not renewing. So many people saying enough is enough.

I'm afraid there are many supports / backers and such of GR slipping away day by day. His "non-excuses" have worn thin, he has said himself he cannot motivate his players (they should motiovate themselves), he was the wrong appointment as people were blinkered by what was a good achievement though in a club lifted by the departure of the previous disaster. This happens in most clubs at such a low low point. Change being as good as a rest in these cases. We settled for an easy mediocre option. Now thats what we are.

While I've got nothing against Lee Clark or his committment to the club, LEE F'kin CLARK! One of our main coaches?? Bloody hell, would he get a role at Liverpool, Arsenal or such? Would he shite. Give him a role, let him progress and learn as he is, but yes we should have top coaches if we have aspirations of being a top side. OR is that too simple?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eCAv8jUg9k For our Scottish friends I'm sure one fo you will know him

Or was that you fed a cat to a hedgehog?

Handy... Seen it on the news like, reckon he has a good chance of getting alot of the functions back! Clever buggers these days like.

I tried to sleep as well but my mates wouldnt have it. Bastards. then again, I was the driver They drank all the way down and in Cardiff while I had things like redbull, coke, water, and a mixture of each. Oh and a cup of coffee

Not long picked it up myself. Not hd any lessons yet though. Just been picking bits up off a mate. Already sussed the start of Wish you were here Looking to book some lessons though. Also a brace of some kind to stretch my fingers apart more

So whats the link to her MySpace site? be fun on there today

Id say the billion if I could have a say in who they were. Tsk, always me me me me me me me eh.

Av a good un

I just dont think he is what we need. I dont see him as being better than Bramble really. We do need a new centre half though. Someone more clinical though. Someone who is loud as well.

Aye because we've been real misers for the past 15 years. Hence my question. While we may be way behind Man U and Chelsea on spending, I doubt we would be that different to Liverpool and Arsenal.

I wonder how much we have spent in relation to those four teams...

Aye, got loads done this morning. done the shopping, dumped stuff at the skip, cut the grass, planted some shrubs n flowers, water it and its only half ten On th hoy from 1pm like as its me mates stag.